ain't like you
Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2011
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in an amandafest miracle, the seat next to me on my flight is empty and the attendant gave me free liquor
i mean, like, fuck joe biden, but not having to pay back my last $9k in student loans for a mostly useless degree i got 12 years ago is pretty fuckin sick!
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I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.
every single flight back to philly there’s always someone talking on speakerphone until take off. and a dozen people that refuse to use headphones. this ain’t the bus, people!!
bought a plane ticket to costa rica 48 hours ago. now i board my flight in 7 hours and haven’t packed. 🤢
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Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾
i’m still not over when i went to a halloween party like 8 years ago dressed as a scene kid and no one realized it was a costume. 🤮 “ ha ha i don’t really dress this way ha ha it’s a joke, get it?”
i got a promotion and raise this week. but the best part is having a new lady boss so i no longer have to do invisible labor for a misogynist that takes credit for my work and invalidates me constantly. 😊
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The City of Philadelphia owes everybody a wheel alignment and some new tires. – at Vermont, USA
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Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.
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There are so many people in the House of Representatives who very clearly would not be able to hold any other job. Probably fine.
