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Do you people just not know the very basic rules of gun safety?
Nobody’s saying a bullet is just going to randomly spawn inside the gun, that’s not the point 😭
Well lovelies, I tried to muscle through but I had to leave work halfway through. Yucky fever, yucky headache, yucky sore throat, yuck yuck yuck
This remains me of my trans man coworker who was gay.
Very roundabout way of being straight, with a dash of ruining your body.
I’m so glad I cleaned, did laundry, and changed my sheets yesterday because if that all wasn’t done today I’d feel unbearably disgusting
This is why I almost never find celebrities attractive but I will find their characters attractive.
Why on earth would I find Brad Pitt attractive when I have no reason to?
But Brad Pitt as James Belmont in Heart of the Beast? He’s courageous, masculine, kind, resourceful and smart and THAT’S what I find attractive.
This is an example of what a lot of men don't understand about what makes a woman attracted to a man. Obviously they're all Hollywood actors so they are all objectively attractive but there's a different thing happening with women than men.
A woman can look at any one of these actors and say "yeah he's good looking, but they don't do anything for me"
But here's the kicker a lotta dudes don't understand:
This sort of thing can turn really quickly.
Same woman can see a picture and think "meh" in a glamor shot, but could see the same man petting a stray kitten and get their butter melt in a candid photo that he didn't know was getting taken.
The exact opposite can be true too.
A woman can think a man is very initially attractive but he does something completely benign and it turns her off completely.
I know as a man it's weird and women are oftentimes a complete mystery, which leave us bewildered (uber-wildered? Whatever wilder level is beyond bewildered) but knowing this tidbit is a good thing.
Stop being something you're not, keep improving yourself, and hilariously some woman is going to be like "that one"
#sickselfie
Last night was miserable
