🔥THERE ARE HOT DADS IN YOUR AREA 🥵Free Palestine || #1 Liquid Death Enjoyer || Equal-Opportunity Glizzy Gladiator || Bisexual Cat Dad

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Joined June 2013
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This is a long shot but can everyone reading this PLEASE reply with your favorite picture of yourself? Doesn’t matter what kind of picture, just quote, reply whatever
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Office break room has a bowl of fruit by the foot???
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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Round of applause for my 6-month old gremlin of a son
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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good morning everyone who wants to hit me with their car today
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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Eating the cherries out of the jar of of cherry moonshine :3
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Getting high for the full moon if anyone needs me
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Dinner tonight is gnocchi in a tomato mozz sauce 🤤 And an emotional support cherry cola with lime juice and orange vanilla mio wish I still had some pecorino leftover :((
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🏆 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃'𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 🏆
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Almost forgor my weekwee weecap
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what a millennia this last decade has been
Happy birthday to this future president.
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This movie had me SOBBING oh my god what’s beautiful movie this was. Break the cycle. Open your heart. Be the person your loved ones need you to be. They love you more than you think.
‘IF I GO WILL THEY MISS ME’, starring Danielle Brooks & J. Alphonse Nicholson, is Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with 96%. • “A gorgeous must-see” - @LATimes • “Moving to the point of tears” - @THR • “One-of-a-kind Sundance discovery” - @Variety Now available on Digital.
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I rest my case
It is now scientifically proven that being a fucking idiot and making a fool of yourself in public gets you laid
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It is now scientifically proven that being a fucking idiot and making a fool of yourself in public gets you laid
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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If I lost like 40 pounds I would look like this
Peter Claffey as the MCU X-Men's BEAST is perfect
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wallahi I will look like this before I turn 30
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December is going to be the busiest month I’ve had in years please no one announce anything else in December I will cry
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Nah he kinda fresh with it tbh
Alexei take that shit off😭
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