qp · Oct 24, 2023 · 1:39 AM UTC

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qp@quickparty_24 Oct 2023

saw a tweet earlier that was like "i'm kinda disappointed in my friends for not speaking up" and it made me realize i've never actually tweeted this, so in case it isn't clear: it's free Palestine and it's always been free Palestine. ty for your time!

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qp · Nov 7, 2026 · 4:54 AM UTC

qp@quickparty_12h

the most european video i've ever seen in my life (i love it)

Não Intendo

@blognaointendoNov 6

É a primeira vez que eu vejo uma música eletrônica analógica

qp · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:18 AM UTC

qp@quickparty_14h

i have seen so many of these fucking things now and like 75% of them are not funny even a little ???

Diana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3

Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny

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qp · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:19 AM UTC

qp@quickparty_14h

"so i had cancer and my parents beat me and i almost killed myself" that's just trauma!!!! (and like, be safe and everything and all that. but also read the tweet)

qp · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:46 AM UTC

qp@quickparty_16h

i have notifications off for everyone except people i follow but i get so many spam porn bot notis 😭 i hate this website

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qp · Nov 6, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 6

1st screenshot: ok, this guy's kind of a loser but i mean, truck guy who cares about towing capacity. whatever. 2nd screenshot: hm this guy's a loser 3rd screenshot: this person walks among us, votes, gets to share the same air for some reason. what the fuck

lcamtuf@lcamtufNov 6

In honor of Elon reportedly canning the Cybertruck, here are some key insights from the original HN announcement thread

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qp · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:51 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 6

1) girl who does your lashes 2) send this to her and say "you" 3) (insert any easy joke about kirk + tiny dik-dik)

Evolve

@EvolveWildlifeNov 5

The soft eyes and gentle features of a tiny Kirk’s dik-dik, one of Africa’s smallest antelopes. 📷 Luis Solano Pochet ( @luisfersolano )

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qp · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:35 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 6

fear i'm too woke for this

sasha 🏒🍉@ramblinglobsterNov 6

IM FUCKING DYING HOLY FUCKIKG SHIT SPOONS 💀😭

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qp · Nov 6, 2026 · 3:58 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 6

this is what it feels like sometimes ("tiny dibbler" is crazy though)

Wholesome Side of 𝕏

@itsme_urstrulyNov 6

Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.

Image from Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly)

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qp · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:20 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 6

talked to my mom this morning & by 9am she'd had her breakfast, done a 5k, and walked her dog. she was going to her 930am gym class meanwhile i was up until 4am working at computer, and now i'm up at 9 to work at computer. i need to be shot in the face

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sergio · Nov 5, 2026 · 6:22 PM UTC

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sergio@sergxorsNov 5

Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:

Escritor sin casa@alexlonestar01Nov 5

Replying to @dystorcionado

Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.

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Sarah · Oct 14, 2026 · 3:52 PM UTC

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Sarah@cunning_bugOct 14

Me when I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera

Victoria Rose

@woahhvickyyyOct 14

I’m going to spy world to get a spy camera

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qp · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:20 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 5

3eanuts absolutely devastates me. Can't say I really read the actual strip much though

Cool Dude 🤠💀@cooldudetmNov 5

The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.

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qp · Nov 5, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

qp@quickparty_Nov 5

oh! turns out the extra panel is just as sad. cool xitter.gq/artbyhumans/status/211…

Levi N.

@artbyhumansNov 5

Schultz always wrote in this key. It's not new. If anything he softened up as he aged. But, guys, Peanuts is a grim comic. Nobody is exempt from punishment except Snoopy.