I’m fast, i guess. got a Twinkie?
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Superspeed + bath = jacuzzi
Superspeed + bath + bubble bath soap = goodbye, there is no more Peter, there is no more bath, there is only the ever flowing bubble cloud.
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thank you yeehaw steve, for these beautiful and touching words. a true poet of our generation
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Aww, me, I’m so touched. The Prof said I did need to work on that self esteem.
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Notice to all students and faculty: Twinkies are now banned within school grounds. If you are found with one, students will be serving detention by cleaning the classrooms after hours and teachers will be limited from the coffee machine in the faculty lounge.
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mcu incorrects: aH FUCK NINI AND STEEB ARE BACK MY EYES
xmcu incorrects:
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Thank you, Peter uwu. I knew you wouldn’t purposely hurt my feelings like that uwu
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Charles [angry]: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Me [with a mouth full of takeout]: kill two