LA Kings/Dodgers. Beer. Adventure. Tattoos. Famous Adjacent. Ex-photo editor for @THR. Was once outraged by $10.99/LB carne asada
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Tristan retweeted
🚨SIGNED JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨
Thx for celebrating another successful season of @LAKings on KCAL 🏒
In appreciation, we're giving away a signed jersey to TWO lucky winners
(Kempe! & Doughty!)
Follow us+repost to enter. Contest ends Thursday night!
Rules: cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/…
Bye Rob Blake! This team blew a series they could have easily won. Bad coaching decisions did them in
This one of the most out of the blue trash takes I’ve ever read. What a boring human being
Travel gets branded as an achievement: see interesting places, have interesting experiences, become interesting people. Is that what it really is? nyer.cm/somJmYR
Fireworks just went off, completely normal LA activity, but our dementia ridden downstairs neighbor decided to bang on our ceiling and come and stare into our window because of course we sent off the firework 5 blocks away
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Breaking: Rapper Killer Mike has been taken away in handcuffs in Crypto.com arena after winning 3 #Grammys during telecast (Best Rap Song and Best Rap Performance for “Scientists & Engineers,” Best Rap Album for Michael) “Free Mike” someone shouts as he walks past.
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Welp, I’m a free agent again. My second layoff in less than a year, and I feel like laughing and crying all at once! If you’re hiring, please get in touch: [email protected]
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Fire everyone. Trade everyone. I don’t even care anymore. This team and management need a huge wake up call. The roster is WAY too good for them to be playing so poorly.
I think this is the most disappointed I’ve ever been in a Kings team. And I’ve seen some reeeal lean years.
Tristan retweeted
this tweet has aged about as well as joe
No president can take our country to war without the informed consent of the American people. #DemDebate
Had so much fun doing this with my friend Tom, what a great idea! Engineer Cassel reporting for duty 🫡
#USSBurbank #StarTrek #SoloRPG
STAR TREK SOLO RPG - You Dont Own Me youtu.be/PJnvlEsULlk?si=8Ra3…
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Henry Kissinger Loses 100-Year Kill Streak hard-drive.net/hd/politics/h…
I can’t think of a worse online multiplayer death than being backstabbed by a Snoop Dogg avatar and having it go “Sheeeit you gotta do better than that!” while weed emojis fly through the air
Scum of the Earth
A group of North Hollywood renters is outraged at the threat of being evicted and displaced by HGTV "Flip or Flop" star Tarek El Moussa for a new real estate project.
ktla.com/news/local-news/nor…
