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My daughter just came up to me in a ski mask and said "give me all your money!" Then she turned around and said "you look broke, I'll try another house" as she promptly walked away.

My 12-year-old told me I'm not allowed to embarrass her by dancing to katseye outside her school but then she walked in with blue food coloring from a cupcake all around her lips so joke's on her. 🤪

Paul Skenes looks like a guy who would put out a country album when he retires.

My daughter just leveled up on me. I asked her if she wanted to wear "these clothes" and without looking she says "What is deez? Deez NUTS?!" I gave her a fist bump and in that moment it felt like coming-of-age ceremony.

When you ask your 12-year-old to pick a movie and she says, "How about Jennifer's Body?" 😂 Immediately, yes. #winning #ilikeher 🥰🥰🥰

Totally normal to make baked potatoes at 1 am. Completely.

When that strain hits just right and the chronic pain and brain fog let up and the energy flows and you feel like a real person again for a minute. The vibes are priceless.

Six years late, but I finally started watching Ted Lasso. I get it now. ❤️

I want to see a "How It's Made" episode on cloned pets. Start to finish.

But seriously though.. have you never?

There's a new @Yellowcard album and it makes my lil Xennial heart so happy. – at Jenison, MI

It's hard to explain chronic fatigue syndrome if you haven't experienced it but it's not just feeling run-down or regular tired all the time. It's like I've got 14 miles to E and my house is 15 miles away and I'm too exhausted to pump gas, so the only option is to park behind the gas station and sleep in my car for an hour or two and hope nobody calls the cops because they think I might be dead. For an example. – at Jenison, MI

If anyone has debated whether to go see Ed Sheeran, get tickets to the Loop Tour immediately. He said he's taking a break after this tour so now is your chance. Possibly the best concert I've ever attended and I have a lot to choose from. – at Detroit, MI