@ramsizzzle

here for the bantz

 austin texas
Joined December 2008
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My Captain
ramsizzzle.bsky.social@ramsizzzle17 Jan 2024
My captain
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️@velodus9h
Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser" Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
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Caping for Pat McAfee. Fucking Aggy
AggieCat Sports
@AggiesRecruitEx16h
"I have no idea why Pat McAfee would be concerned for his own safety."
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Darryl, Socrates Friend@HoodCertified9h
Lmfao can’t lie about SHIT around Pablo no more
The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline14h
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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Sky Sky@skykandie14h
White. White is the answer.
5hahem
@shaTIREDOct 26
Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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Insanul Ahmed@Incilin20h
Jay's rapping on Empire State of Mind is actually pretty good, it's the Alicia Keys musical theater hook you guys can't stand that makes the song corny (its also why its a hit but alas)
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Deviled Eggs(Kort)@DopeItsKort8h
Amy Poehler, Alicia from Misfits, history, and Parks and Rec creator… I’m sold
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm18h
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Get a blue check if you’re gonna be an idiot on here
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Some timeless bangers and also some absolute airballs lol
The Truest@dre___84316h
I revisited Blueprint 3 some days ago. It got some shit on it, but it also got some SHIT on it
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Northwest Cee@CeeHawk9h
Colt McCoy might have considered HIS political future today
Chris Thomasson - KIII Sports@ChrisThomasson714h
Colt McCoy wasn't at the Trump rally here in Corpus Christi, but Johnny Manziel and Danny Amendola were. McCoy posted 20 minutes ago that he's at the Rough Creek Lodge in Glen Rose, TX.
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Multiple hits
benhausen@bstoff350Oct 27
Honest question as a 40-year-old metalhead; has Jay-Z had a hit in 20 years?
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Breathe Deeper by Tame Impala
METAVERZUZ
@METAVERZUZ13h
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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Gyat of the Galaxy 🌌 🍑@TrinaSabinz15h
Drake dropped 3 forgettable albums and he isn’t actively touring with any of them. Jay dropped a doc series and he is still selling out with his anniversary shows alone. Jay is literally turning this into a rollout. Drake isn’t even getting in the reps for a show of that caliber.
JD@kingsyro9715h
Replying to @TrinaSabinz
Even when MJ did the Super Bowl, he had JUST dropped an album right before in ‘91. He had records currently spinning on the radio, in the streets, etc. From ‘91-‘93 singles were being put out.
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MusChampion
@Less_HumbleTeej10h
We beat the allegations Colt didn’t go 🫵🏾
Jacob Wasserman
@jacob_wass21h
Trump advisor Alex Brusewitz posts pic with Johnny Manziel and Super Bowl champ Danny Amendola at the White House They’re expected to travel with Trump to Texas today
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AD/DC is pure ass
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Nobody wants to hear any of that bullshit on Super Bowl Sunday
🎙Laura Steele🎙
@RealLauraSteeleOct 27
I’m over it - three of the biggest ROCK bands have been actively performing this past year, AC/DC Guns N’ Roses, Metallica and more - any of those would be brilliant & if I’m not mistaken have never performed halftime. Maybe they’ve been asked by Jay Z’s company & said no? I can’t imagine that’s the case. @nfl @RocNationSports
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meredith
@noyeahobviously19h
Libbing out rn sorry
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed22h
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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He’s already insufferable
Danny O'Neil@dannyoneil19h
There's a clear path out of this for Pat McAfee in my opinion: Turn heel. Start actively antagonizing the audience (and some of the schools) a la Andy Kaufman and Bobby Heenan. Complain incessantly about all the slights, both real and perceived. Become absolutely insufferable.
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Radical Liberal@ImbackAgain8111h
America is doing its part to help 🫡
Stevo⚜️@Groovystevo2Oct 27
“The global population dropped from 31.2% White in 1950 to 10.1% White in 2026”
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Patches O’Houlihan
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This might be one of the worst takes I have ever seen
Jeff Bean@sadwinnipegfanOct 27
Hot take: I'd rather be part of one of the most entertaining World Series ever and lose like the Blue Jays did last year than win a really boring World Series like the Brewers are about to this year.
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Sarah Everett
@goddammitsarah17h
I'll die on the hill saying that acab excludes reno 911
susie
@susieetweetsOct 27
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop
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