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I’m Frankie Valli or some kind of big shot. Not recovered beer addict. Inventor of the “selfie” and the “remix”. Pronouns: Aiyo. #Freedom.

Massachusetts, USA
Joined March 2009
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Damn, Druski is not letting up...
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Paul Skenes on opening day.
🤖 Made with AI
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Paul Skenes on opening day
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USA wins on a terrible call and the stream lounge has gone silent
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That game cannot end like that. A shame.
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JUNIOR CAMINERO SOLO HOME RUN Team Dominican Republic scores first! #WorldBaseballClassic
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Good morning ☀️
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Happy President’s Day! Not you👇🏼. Not you👇🏼.
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Days until Opening Day
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Billie Eilish faces calls to return mansion to Native American tribe after ‘stolen land’ remark at Grammys nypost.com/2026/02/02/us-new…
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Marco Rubio to lead Team America: World Police to Infiltrate the Middle East
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Do you think the Democrats understand they should stop fcking around before we get to 2027?
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Nobody cares about your how your aunt feels
Zohran through tears: “My aunt stopped taking the subway after 9/11 because she did not feel safe in her hijab.” Yes, she was the real victim of 9/11
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🔥🚨BREAKING: Steak ‘n Shake just officially removed 100% of their seed oils from its fench fries.
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