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Joined September 2012
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
For like a week what’s the big deal
β€œBut Wanda literally imprisoned a whole townβ€”β€œ
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
fiona... apple... modern... pop star... 0 emotion... dull...
I hate this thing modern pop stars do where they sing a song with 0 emotion in their voice to seem unbothered and "ethereal" or wtv when its just dull
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THIS SONG 😭😭😭 wanda maximoff big mama of the mcu
wanda’s opening scene in doomsday
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
they wasnt talking about you like this @jeangrey
Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch, has officially been resurrected from the dead in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She will make her grand return in β€˜AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theatres December 18.
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
My lord, that evil bald man truly takes a grim pleasure in making up relationships halfway through and making everything that came before look weird as fuck (AHS13 feels ❀️)
so she was talking about herself here #AllsFair
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Cada q alguien dice q brand new chanel$ es mejor q beat up chanel$ mueren 20 bebΓ©s
ESSA Γ© a melhor mΓΊsica jΓ‘ feita
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
and this is why you could never make me hate her.
Megan Thee Stallion lost both parents before age 25. Her father Joseph Pete Jr passed on when she was 15 and her mother Holly Thomas who was also her manager passed on in 2019 when she was 24. Regardless of losing her parents Megan went on to become the first Millionaire in her family❀️πŸ₯Ή
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
She weirdly is always mimicking Selena’s moves
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Just remembered these pics- literally looks like two moms with their gay son
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
1 week into woke 3.0, and we already got Wanda back. Dems really do deliver
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
we’re not rooting for the avengers no shade
The Hulk and Scarlet Witch have now been collected by Doctor Doom. #AvengersDoomsday
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Susan having a yard sale & Bree losing her company meanwhile Lynette was giving birth on a serial killer's couch & Gabby was in the middle of a terrorist crossfire
desperate housewives episodes are so funny bc you’ll have a character literally fighting for their lives whilst another character is completely wrapped up in the silliest situations ever. like wdym katherine is being hounded by her abusive ex whilst susan hates her baby’s name.
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
So this is a 6 year old girl
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
on the otherhand the more mentally ill the more you get olivia rodrigo
Sadly the less mentally ill you are the more you β€œget” Olivia Dean. It brings me no pleasure to say this
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
from maybe SHE’S born with it to maybe WE’RE born with it… #socialismiscoming
Maybelline has updated its iconic slogan: β€œMaybe. We’re Born With It. Maybe. It’s Maybelline.”
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i do love that adela's ain't in LA sounds like something that, in the perfect timeline, would usurp closer by the chainsmokers as song of the summer in the late 2010s
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
They probably keep posting in defense of her because she just like…didn’t steal their songs and you guys sound like actual imbeciles
Is it not weird that artists have to continually come out to basically say β€œIt’s ok that Olivia Rodrigo stole my song!”? Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. But this is like the ninth time…
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