Randy Scott

I’m not sure anything will top my son’s first NFL game. I’ll cherish this memory forever. Because I was with him. #fatherson #finsup thank you @MiamiDolphins thank you @Tua @D1__JW @cheetah

Anne Hathaway is a beautiful woman but I have to admit at first glance I thought this was the King of Pop.

This is beautiful and will be me after the @MiamiDolphins finally win the Super Bowl in 2062.

Nothing better than sending your son a heartfelt and inspiring text before his first ever playoff soccer match just be be called a cornball. 😂😂😂 Parenting teenagers is the best.

Carson would definitely be drinking Jack all by himself… @TODAYshow

Today’s fit for obvious reasons.

Sure would be wild if this WS game was played at Steinbrenner field. Missed it by a year!

Sometimes I go down a Norm MacDonald rabbit hole and it makes me equally happy and sad every time.

It’s the first win with out a @D1__JW “Fins For the Win” and it kinda made me sad about that.

Being a soccer parent means buying team issued socks for $17.99 just so your kid can cut them in half.

When you clear the right players for the bench. This doesn’t happen,,, like ever, right? I’m not a Bengals fan by the way.

Watching @48hours and just heard Erin Moriarty say she is a twin. My first thought was her name has to be Karen Moriarty right?

If the new Baywatch reboot isn’t about Hobie Buchannon taking over, it’s not worth watching.

Is Harbaugh the only NFC East HC safe after this weekend?

Why didn’t this happen @nbcsnl?!!! Legendary sketch needed to be brought back for the passing of Ditka!!!!

With Shane Gillis hosting @nbcsnl I’m excited to see a new “Da Bears” sketch in honor of the great Mike Ditka!

So I had the Cowboys in my survivor league…

We’ve reached the point in society that we celebrate teams we hate losing more than the teams we love winning.

I’m balding and jealous of this man’s ability to do this but…what in the Whoville is this?!

I’m starting to think that @7eleven is the only one doing anything about gas prices. Two days a month is better than no days a month!

Hal should watch this all day, everyday.