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Joined May 2009
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Penélope Cruz while the gay guys were going through hell in La Bola Negra
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the movie theatre employees next summer:
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Yesterday, Brazil showed the world that the will of the people is stronger than the authoritarians who try to suppress it. Congratulations President @LulaOficial and congratulations Brazil.
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readjusting the plug 🤩
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Current mood 2026
My entire mood right now is this spoof ad that SNL made for the 2018 midterms
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Himlim for @KOWLOONCITYBOY
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saw this trend and gotta hop in
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Gustav Lindh attends the #LFF screening of ‘WICKER’
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I’m gonna suck on this jersey like a Hannah Montana milk pillow
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new entry for the theater hall of shame: guy next to me had his phone in the cup holder and it kept lighting up. first time I asked him to put it away he ignored me. second time he replied “where do you want me to put it?” WHERE DID I WANT HIM TO PUT IT!!!!!!
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The only animal he should control is me
Joel McHale in the season of 'Animal Control'
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trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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Chase Infiniti photographed by Gina Gizella Manning for the Academy Museum Gala
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I know why the hungskater skates
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me after forgiving a female character for things i would have hated on a male character for
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carlos got nominated for “best butt” at the grindr awards😭😭😭 vote for him: grindr.com/2026unwrapped-us
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i had a dream where the main characters were coconut oil, him and I
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