@ratlimit

@ratlimit

 @ratlimit
Joined October 2018
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cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so or we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it is ok bc tl dr im nd XD
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If you accidentally click on an ad they should get to kill you
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TIL “longhorns” are named after their breeder, Mirabeau Long. It’s just a coincidence that their horns are literally “long”.
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I transitioned so I’d never have to wear women’s clothing ever again
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All this inflation and we still don‘t have an $8 dollar bill
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Linguistics pet peeve: when someone learns about “prescriptive vs. descriptive” then concludes that speech cannot be wildly incorrect by *descriptive* standards
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coworker said “voiceterous” instead of “boisterous”
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Bible
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Why do people sharpen knives? Knives are already dangerous enough as it is
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accidentally ended a Claude prompt with “Amen.”
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Tag someone who’s vastly uglier than the fictional character in their profile picture
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I would like to get to know some of my followers. Please describe your: ❶ Physical appearance (include a photo, if you like) ❷ Personality ❸ Interests/hobbies ❹ Social scene
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Good morning. Let’s blast ourselves with words and light.
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“I am the only person to vote in this poll”
57%Agree
43%Unsure
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I’m a Sovereign Citizen I just don’t ever do the whole spiel bc the judge always twists your words to make you look idiot
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The No’s are crazy. It’s happening anyway, why not get a million out of it? Is watching it THAT much worse than knowing it happened but not watching it?
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Think of the person in your life who you most dislike (no, smart-asses, you may not say “yourself”). For $1 million dollars, would you watch your partner have sex with them?
24%Yes
34%No
42%I’m single
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Family Guy is hilarious... but I like the Cleveland‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ Show more
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It only works on desktop now :/
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@ratlimitJan 17
Family Guy is hilarious... but I like the Cleveland‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍ Show more
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How do people lose arguments online? You have at your fingertips the whole of human knowledge; endless tomes on logic and rhetoric. You have time to perfect any claim. And if you notice your argument leading to some downstream flaw, just stop responding before that becomes clear.
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I’m a hiring manager and sometimes I send rejection emails to my Beanie Babies who unfortunately kill them selfs
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