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Fnord. I like ideas, people and stuff. Musician, queer, and aspiring primate. I say comedy things at microphones.

Oakland, CA
Joined July 2008
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Since traffic accidents are the leading cause of death amongst police officers, cops should stop shooting kids and start shooting cars. – at Oakland, CA
Los Pinches Borrachos. instagram.com/p/r506_MJA8O/
Replying to @JoshHolub
@JoshHolub @Marcelapagos @rontalkstogirls @AndrewisRobert @raum @TheClayNewman @MrAshtonTate @SillySuSannah @SFBACN
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We're bff, guys. @ Brainwash Cafe instagram.com/p/rTURDGpA3N/ – at San Francisco, CA
It's an app that uses stolen credit card numbers to lease AirBnB units to homeless people. #AirB&E #kickstarter – at Oakland, CA
Having feels, guys. #hugs
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If corporations are people, does that mean they can kill themselves? Because Wal-Mart should kill himself.
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How about "Google Chemtrails and Scroll Down" you twit. instagram.com/p/qsLZeYJA-9/
When all you have is a fist, every problem is a face. #FistWorldProblems – at Oakland, CA
God is a prop comic.
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Portlandia live at the California Academy of Sciences and Pretension. instagram.com/p/qSz-JgpAzY/
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Folks, is it too much to ask? I just want to find a nice corporation to settle down with and raise a family of LLCs. – at Oakland, CA
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Did you hear the one about the urban dance troupe who were slipped bad LSD? They had a psychotic break dance. #CIAFacts – at Berkeley, CA
Punchline #Premise – at Oakland, CA
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Freak Out but Stay Calm and Buy Shit. ~this kind message was sponsored by the Makers of Everything, Secret Chiefs Local Union No 23 – at Oakland, CA
Hey everybody! It's National Send A Fedora To A Male Supreme Court Justice Day! – at Oakland, CA
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