Puppy Dad to Henry.

Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
I’ve never had a bad experience with anyone named Dinesh.
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That’s the BEST HR derby I’ve seen in a very long time. ⚾️
HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!
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Is there like an algorithmic reason every video I see has people HOLDING their lavalier mics between their fingers rather than just wearing it? I hate it.
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Good job, rookie. 🫡 #sfgiants
Victor Bericoto walk-off home run for the @SFGiants! 😤
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This is the greatest day of my life.
Bryce called game 😤
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I’m old enough to remember you needed to use an eye-dropper under your tongue if you used creatine.
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I like to go back and watch old #WWE PPV and @tonyschiavone24’s PxP at #RoyalRumble 1990 still holds up. Why did they give up on the entrance music after the 4th entrant?
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Have you ever closed your browser and all your open tabs? What was it like? Did you regret it afterward?
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.@grok Among MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, how many managers/head coaches never played the sport they coach professionally, at a pro level?
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This is the greatest day of my life. (Yesterday.)
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Nobody wants you to be authentic. Everyone wants you to be consistent.
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Bad Bunny crushed it. Wow! 🇵🇷
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She’s right, you know.
for the love of God, literally no one calls it San Fran. It’s SF, San Francisco, or the city.
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It’s so weird that @SouthwestAir spent the last few days “celebrating” taking away open seating on their flights. They are literally the only ones celebrating.
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How do dryer sheets work? 🤔
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Apple forcing that U2 album on our iPhones was only 2014. Seems like a hundred years ago.
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This is oddly specific.
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Had a bad experience with ciabatta bread once. Way too hard. All these years later, I’m still weary on the ciabatta on my sandwiches.
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We legit thought that Scott Hall was Cuban. The 90’s were wild. @wwe
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