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Electrical philosopher. Trying to unlock the mysteries of the leyden jar.

Portland, OR
Joined April 2008
Today I've been creating tiny flyers to put up on phone poles. You can't read anything on them but the title and phone number. The phone number is my home PBX that is hooked up to old answering machines and tells interactive stories. Call it at 206-424-8422.
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What if each of the Back To The Future sequels were about George and Lorraines other kids showing up at various points in their past to save themselves from being deleted. They both have their own back stories on how they happen to be time traveling.
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Then kids that don't exist anymore are also showing up throughout their lives, trying to avoid being erased, but failing and we never know who they would have been. Just more and more siblings trying to save themselves.
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Maximum Overdrive 2 should be about the Amish uprising and they go to war against Emilio Estevez Island.
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Brad’s Cactus Shack Episode 20 – Secrets of the Little Blue Box - I read one of my all-time favorite articles in an attempt to force other people to hear it. youtube.com/watch?v=C_1ErMxz…
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When Planet Fitness' fire alarm goes off, do people just look around for the guy being a lunk?
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Today I learned that Jello Biafra didn't die 15 years ago. Thanks, @Nasalrod! – at Portland, OR
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My new favorite thing to watch is the hilariously mean YouTube reviews of Starfleet Academy.
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Isn't it weird when you're browsing AirBNB and your old house is listed on there? The deck I built is still standing, the open staircase I started is complete, and the paneling from my old office is still up on the walls. airbnb.com/rooms/76020247413…
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I should stay there a couple nights and say hi to my old neighbors. Here's a page showing some the stairs and deck being built: notla.com/workshop/
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Anyone watched The Paper yet? It was okay, I guess.
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Arbie Carter 🌵 retweeted
Thanks @rbcp I love it!
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Kay?
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I don't know where this fell from, but be vigilant, Portland. – at Portland, OR
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Arbie Carter 🌵 retweeted
Another letter from long-time prank phone caller, .@rbcp of the .@phonelosers. Thank you for all of the stickers and magnets man!
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Authorities in Colorado would really appreciate if you DON'T copy this key that can open all blue U.S. mail boxes. Just to make sure you don't copy it, the news have provided a high-rez picture of the key that should NOT be copied.
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If this was your car that got hit by another car while parked last night, would you say it's totaled? The wheels should be facing forward, so I think that one just might be broken. – at Portland, OR
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Thanks for the shirt, Devon!
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Thanks, new microwave. – at Portland, OR
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Seeing my very first Chonk show tonight. You remember your first Chonk show right? – at Old Town - Chinatown, Portland
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