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Software Engineer | Quantum Mathematician | Lib&Info Scientist | Wine Connoisseur | Quadrilingual | The most positive person on the internet | All I do is win!

Joined November 2015
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Be yourself, the world will adjust!
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My wife almost got me arrested after packing my lunch like this😭
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The Promised Engineer retweeted
The moment a group of Brazilian men forcefully held an effeminate gay man and made him hug a woman for the first time, leaving him looking completely disgusted.
The moment a group of Brazilian men forcefully held an effeminate gay man and made him hug a woman for the first time, leaving him looking completely disgusted.
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The video is a satire skit from Capitão Pitomba, an artist, musical producer, digital influencer and humorist. You can check more of his content in the official YouTube channel: youtube.com/@capitaopitomb…
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Why do presidential guard soldiers from third world countries carry all these around? A hammer, pliers, screw driver, taser, saucepan, knife, nails etc
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woRequester inDrive kuenda paden pemunhu wako, then wonzwa driver achiti," Munenge muchimboiteiko pamba apa."
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The Promised Engineer retweeted
There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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Zimbabweans will buy a car for U$5000, use it for 4 years, then attempt to sell it for US$8500
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The Hallelujah challenge probably works but you sell...
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Kana paden paunogara paine chihuri padoor...ummm chimbomira zvekurara umboshanda
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Kana tasangana mukombi ngatingomhoresanai nemazita zvipere. Zvekuzonditi heee madii Engineer ndezvipi futi. Vanhu vanodzidzei
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Kana uchida kungonetsana nevanhu vekwaMutare chingoti mabhazi ekwaTenda akadhakwa
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Kanomboita mariiko kanhu aka tomboti wabudirira kukatengesa?
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At this rate, very soon i will be the last straight man in Zim
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The Promised Engineer retweeted
We are going to introduce mandatory drug testing at work .This can only be a workmanship of intoxicated individuals from the supervisor to the worker.We agree with the public on this one, we cannot be committed to ugliness and poor execution!
Zvinoita here kuti Harare city mayor amboendeswa kutrip kuChina, UK or US awanewo exposure coz mastandards ake ari low
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I thought kangoriwo kaShop kekumusha till I zoomed in. Ehhhh😂
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The President of Tanzania, Her Excellency Madam Samia Suluhu with here 123 car motorcade
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…I now understand white men’s anger…
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Claude AI is probably the best thing to ever happen to humanity since sliced bread🫳
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Municipal Police now looting people’s stuff😳
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Where in Harare can one get professional massage services zvisiri zveTouchline?
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