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she asked for one more dance and i'm like yeah

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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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father forgive me for i have libbed
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He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.
Curtis Sliwa watches Eric Adams speak about gun violence on July 19, 2021.
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“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?
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Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡
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Max reached the end of his road this morning. I am so lucky I have to had 14 good years with my heart dog, the world's most gentle but tough, pure hearted sweet angel
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define ‘role model’
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two cold beers 8/8/59
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Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.
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everyone who lets off fireworks and terrifies my dog is ontologically evil. also i don’t know what ontologically means.
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if your mom is dead you should legally be able to do anything you want
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when you hurt someone with pisces or sagittarius placements:
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i feel like this little dog when im in places im not supposed to be
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yup!!!!! I definitely thought this was real
Reality is cooked No one can spot AI videos anymore 10 wild examples: 1. Kitty Olympics, looks 100% real, but it’s fully AI.
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Shelley is actually a perfect name for a turtle. And I think we all know why
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We need a president who sucks dick and likes it
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One of the all-time great John Redcorn-Dale scenes. Rest in peace, Jonathan Joss. Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick.
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worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course
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fancy date
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