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Norman S Tanley

@reallyslack

Lemon does not enhance seafood.

Joined December 2024
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This is just for you as you trawl through my history.
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Hey @netflix!!!! I've got a great idea for a show. "Beat Gary Lineker". Twenty people take turns to give Gary Lineker a good hiding. I'd pay good money to watch that.
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I swore I was finished with these things. Just one more last chance.
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Nigel Farage sunk my battleship. The bastard.
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A bit misty out there and visibility's down to a mile. Best get your fog lights on.
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If Aldi stops doing these, I'm putting a complaint in.
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Monday Mozart. youtu.be/xzvvpHASXt4?is=33Hc…
Mozart’s Requiem - Lacrimosa | Classic FM

Mozart’s Requiem - Lacrimosa | Classic FM

Mozart’s haunting ‘Lacrimosa’ from his famous Requiem, written in 1...

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Just seen that England managed to lose a game where Pakistan needed 88 runs with one wicket remaining, off the back of not defending 430. Shambles.
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Halfway through it's like Battle Of The Bastards.
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RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) profile pictureRadioGenoa
@RadioGenoaOct 25
Epic moment. France: 5 patriots vs 100 Antifa and immigrants who burn and destroy everything. They did not back down an inch —they fought like lions. Then the police intervene to defend them. This is France waking up. They are heroes.
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First lefty on the scene gets put on his arse and the second realises he's out of his depth and holds his head 🤦‍♂️
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Are you aware?
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Cardiff Council (@cardiffcouncil) profile pictureCardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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Another week I wasn't going to pile the plate. Going to have to stop lying to myself.
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Dropping the youngun off for the match and there's a random trampoline waiting at the traffic lights on the way into town.
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When your bedroom faces into the prevailing storm wind and now you need the clocks to go back 8hrs.
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After watching the match, I've been overruled in favour of Strictly. Apparently "The Guns Of Navarone" isn't "Saturday night telly". Sometimes I despair at my beloved.
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Big old Rat McRat feeding on the sweet pea pods* Guess who my beloved thinks is going out in the eye of the storm to take said sweet peas down. *I thought the big bastard was a rabbit.
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Wanker.
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Has Andy Burnham claimed credit for the small boat crossings dropping to zero this weekend yet?
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🚨 BREAKING : Andy Burnham announces immediate custodial sentences for anyone caught not queueing at a bar.
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I was once the youngest person in the world.
Mark Heath 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙏🏻 (@MarkHeath45) profile pictureMark Heath 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙏🏻
@MarkHeath45Oct 19
Tell me your claim to fame?
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A distinct lack of riot gear, aggression and put the boot innery.
MAGA Nation 47 (@MAGANation_47) profile pictureMAGA Nation 47@MAGANation_47Oct 20
Chaos in London as Muslims and other Hamas supporters ignore the laws and start fighting the police in an attempt to break their way into Downing Street as an act of solidarity with Hamas in Gaza. What is your reaction to this?
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