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Sanity & Reality, Itachistan
Joined July 2020
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OH MY GAWD
Ginger ale blackberry
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Do y’all ever discuss anything of substance lmao?
If your man was in a car accident and broke both legs but he was with another bitch would you go visit? I wouldn't
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This “Nick Fuentes is actually cool and funny and we gotta hand it to him” thing Twitter’s been hard launching is bizarre. Felt like one person ripped the bandaid off on praising him and a bunch of people jumped out the woodwork once it was seemingly okay to do so.
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I blame the birds that agreed to make these skits with these raggedy men.
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Just stand up, Dave.
Being transgender is like drowning in a river for your whole life but instead of trying to rescue you everyone is arguing about whether or not to ban lifevests and buoys
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no, we dont have to “admit nick fuentes is funny”
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playing games on the job as a Black woman when you KNOW theres people eying your spot.....
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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mind u the patient is already under and he has to go re-scrub in so not only did u make his process harder, the anesthesiologist has to pivot 😭 a lot of ya should’ve went to clown school n not into medicine
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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Yeah that’s called prison
Russell Brand’s jail hell revealed: Vermin-infested cells, violent inmates and drug searches trib.al/cErU3ea
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end result of right wing "have more kids than you can afford" propaganda messaging
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Replying to @nypost
this guy took a “vow of poverty” and refuses to work to support his family. he has 5 kids living in a trailer that barely has electricity or running water, and only because his parents gave it to him because they were horrified that he was trying to make his family sleep in tents. he keeps making his wife have kids because he doesn’t like his daughters and wants more sons. he insists kids are cheap to take care of (because he doesn’t bring his kids to the doctors, doesn’t let them go to school, barely feeds them and doesn’t buy them anything), and mocks single mothers for having kids they “can’t afford” with “deadbeats.” yet here he is, a deadbeat of the highest order begging for money to have more kids he can’t afford
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Is her name deadass Love Sean Combs? Send him to the gulag
💖 Diddy's youngest daughter, Love Sean Combs, recorded a sweet birthday message for her father in a video she shared on social media 🎥: IG/loveseancombs
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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“Help me provide for my pregnant wife, son and 5 dishwashers”
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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aquele cara que não é "nem de esquerda e nem de direita" quando a esquerda ganha:
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She’s staying at these people’s houses…
Congratulations to the both of you! Thanks again for letting me use your home when you guys were away. I’ll never forget it. EVER. You make a very VERY strong team. All the best to your beautiful family. We’re rooting for you. I know you’ll be the best Chief of Staff for my guy.
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They're assimilating to the culture and you're mad? If they don't, you will still be mad.
This is why it's important to get status verified, so we can protect our population from the destiny swap. Get status verified: Freedmennation.org
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If I see you gatekeeping bonnets, and I check your profile and see that your pinned tweet is a picture of you in a bone straight wig, I am going to bite your ankles
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Nature gives us everything we need mfs when they switch to sea salt and get a goiter the size of a basketball
كمية الملح اللي تطلع من مياه البحر شي مهول! 🌊🔥
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The democrats are doing this to nick Fuentes as we speak
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