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ALT Anakin and Padme meme. Header: Bitcoin closed October 2026 down about 7.3% (CoinGecko). Second red October in a row. Anakin: It's Uptober. Bitcoin always pumps in October. Padme, smiling: So it's going up this year, right? Anakin stares silently. Padme, worried: ...right?

ALT Two Buttons meme. One button reads "Thank the people paying our fees," the other reads "Post them as farm animals for engagement." Below, a sweating man wiping his forehead is labeled "Pumpfun on Halloween."

ALT Is This a Pigeon meme. Header: Actual value: about $1.36 million at midday prices, per BSCN. The anime man is labeled Crypto headlines, the butterfly is labeled 97 million CORE drained, and the caption reads Is this an eight-figure hack?

ALT Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh meme titled "THORChain slowing down North Korea's Binance laundering:". Plain Pooh, unimpressed: "Freezing stolen Binance funds on purpose". Fancy Pooh in a tuxedo, pleased: "Pausing 12 chains because a 10 ETH refund went out twice".

ALT Panik Kalm Panik meme. Panik: Binance gets hacked for $6.3 billion. Kalm: None of our bitcoin is on Binance. Panik: Board approves selling or pledging all 5,833 BTC anyway.

ALT Wanderland by Kristina Valishina: a hand-drawn masked figure in a dark fairy-tale scene, 1/1 on objkt.

ALT Wild Rose by Kristina Valishina: a hand-drawn spooky season character inspired by the legend of Elisa Day.

ALT Gru's Plan meme. Panel 1: Write the privacy chain's core code in 2019. Panel 2: Pass internal AND external audits. Panels 3 and 4: Attacker spends the same coins over and over, with Gru doing a double take.

ALT Drake meme. Top panel, Drake turning away: Name.com explaining how 12 DeFi sites got hijacked. Bottom panel, Drake pointing approvingly: Telling people to fill out our abuse form.

ALT Surprised Pikachu meme. Top text: "Chainalysis: tracks every crypto hacker for a living" then "Hackers: break into Chainalysis". Below, Pikachu stares with its mouth open in shock.

ALT Roll Safe meme: a man tapping his temple with a knowing grin. Top caption: Can't owe token holders a single dollar. Bottom caption: If the treasury pays creditors and hits $0.

ALT Trade Offer meme. Top caption: Tampered hardware wallet resellers. A man in a suit under a Trade Offer banner: i receive your seed phrase, you receive a crypto wallet with free 5G.

ALT "Please Don't Wake Me" by penyukataa: a pale harlequin girl in a purple diamond-check hat and white ruffled collar rests her cheek on her hand, eyes closed with cracked face paint, against bright red, green and yellow diamond patterns.

ALT Hide the Pain Harold meme. Top panel, Harold smiling at his laptop with a mug: "Binance after losing $6.3 billion in a hack". Bottom panel, Harold forcing a pained smile at the camera: "User funds are safe".

ALT Titans defensive tackle Jeffery Simmons, number 98, in a white helmet and light blue Titans jersey, shouting on the field.

ALT Gru's plan meme. Board 1: Tell reporters "As far as I know, I am going to be here". Board 2: Be where my feet are at. Boards 3 and 4: My feet get traded to Chicago the next day, with Gru looking worried in the last panel.

ALT 404 Media's lead image: Proton CEO Andy Yen in a blazer next to the Proton Mail logo, glitch-style collage.

ALT Anakin and Padme meme. Anakin: Proton: AI wrote 90% of our code in October. Padme: For the encrypted email app? Cool, you pentested it first, right? Anakin stares. Padme: You pentested it... right?

ALT Apple's product photo of the silver Mac Studio desktop computer, front view.

ALT Drake Hotline Bling meme. Drake waves off 'Buying a $29,799 Mac Studio' and approves 'Buying a $28,350 electric pickup and $1,449 of dongles'.