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ALT Drake meme. Top panel, Drake waving it away: "Solana Mobile phone: your seed phrase stays locked in the Seed Vault." Bottom panel, Drake pointing approvingly: "Solana Mobile app store: a fake 'SKR Claim' app asking for your seed phrase, sitting in the Spotlight."

ALT This Is Fine meme. Top caption: Six Premia options vaults drained of about $437K in two transactions, one second apart. The cartoon dog labeled Premia Labs sits calmly with coffee in a burning room saying THIS IS FINE. Bottom caption: Meanwhile, Premia's X account hasn't posted since April 8.

ALT Paul Reid's rough sketch for All Hallows' Eve: a goat-headed figure in an open jacket crouching on a stone block, hand on a jack-o'-lantern, with a skull beside him.

ALT Paul Reid's finished All Hallows' Eve: a black and white painting of the goat-headed figure crouching on misty stone ruins beside a glowing jack-o'-lantern and a skull.

ALT Bike stick meme in three panels. A cyclist captioned 'Binance hacker after a $6.3 billion heist' rides along, then jams a stick into his own front wheel, captioned 'Sells $5M of PROM into an empty Uniswap pool', then lies on the ground beside the wrecked bike, captioned 'Gets $71'.

ALT Roll Safe meme. Header: MegaETH, the chain built for 10-millisecond blocks, as Rabby wallet drops it. A smiling man taps his temple with the captions: Can't ever get congested, if nobody uses your chain.

ALT Sad Pablo Escobar meme in three panels. Top, Pablo sits alone on a swing: 'Hacker after draining 5,700 NFTs from Talis Protocol'. Bottom left, Pablo slumped at a table: 'Dumps most into bid bots for about 2 cents each'. Bottom right, Pablo standing by an empty pool: 'Total haul: about $3,100'.

ALT Anakin and Padme meme. Header: Bitcoin closed October 2026 down about 7.3% (CoinGecko). Second red October in a row. Anakin: It's Uptober. Bitcoin always pumps in October. Padme, smiling: So it's going up this year, right? Anakin stares silently. Padme, worried: ...right?

ALT Two Buttons meme. One button reads "Thank the people paying our fees," the other reads "Post them as farm animals for engagement." Below, a sweating man wiping his forehead is labeled "Pumpfun on Halloween."

ALT Is This a Pigeon meme. Header: Actual value: about $1.36 million at midday prices, per BSCN. The anime man is labeled Crypto headlines, the butterfly is labeled 97 million CORE drained, and the caption reads Is this an eight-figure hack?

ALT Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh meme titled "THORChain slowing down North Korea's Binance laundering:". Plain Pooh, unimpressed: "Freezing stolen Binance funds on purpose". Fancy Pooh in a tuxedo, pleased: "Pausing 12 chains because a 10 ETH refund went out twice".

ALT Panik Kalm Panik meme. Panik: Binance gets hacked for $6.3 billion. Kalm: None of our bitcoin is on Binance. Panik: Board approves selling or pledging all 5,833 BTC anyway.

ALT Wanderland by Kristina Valishina: a hand-drawn masked figure in a dark fairy-tale scene, 1/1 on objkt.

ALT Wild Rose by Kristina Valishina: a hand-drawn spooky season character inspired by the legend of Elisa Day.

ALT Gru's Plan meme. Panel 1: Write the privacy chain's core code in 2019. Panel 2: Pass internal AND external audits. Panels 3 and 4: Attacker spends the same coins over and over, with Gru doing a double take.

ALT Drake meme. Top panel, Drake turning away: Name.com explaining how 12 DeFi sites got hijacked. Bottom panel, Drake pointing approvingly: Telling people to fill out our abuse form.

ALT Surprised Pikachu meme. Top text: "Chainalysis: tracks every crypto hacker for a living" then "Hackers: break into Chainalysis". Below, Pikachu stares with its mouth open in shock.

ALT Roll Safe meme: a man tapping his temple with a knowing grin. Top caption: Can't owe token holders a single dollar. Bottom caption: If the treasury pays creditors and hits $0.

ALT Trade Offer meme. Top caption: Tampered hardware wallet resellers. A man in a suit under a Trade Offer banner: i receive your seed phrase, you receive a crypto wallet with free 5G.

ALT "Please Don't Wake Me" by penyukataa: a pale harlequin girl in a purple diamond-check hat and white ruffled collar rests her cheek on her hand, eyes closed with cracked face paint, against bright red, green and yellow diamond patterns.