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This tweet before the Outlook outage is wildly prophetic. Perhaps we have found our modern day Nostradamus
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Just got a hand blender so everything is getting blent. I do think zip lining deactivated my coochie so now I am asexual. No more DJing. Tomato bisque .
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eavesdropping on two women bc I’ve been making a lot of progress in my French lessons and it took 2 subway stops to realize they were speaking Italian
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They don’t have investigate until Saturday
Microsoft's Outlook email service has suffered a massive outage.
“We’re investigating reports of users experiencing issues accessing Exchange Online mailboxes through multiple connection methods in the Americas.”
The outage also affected other Microsoft services, including Microsoft Teams and Copilot.
variety.com/2026/digital/new…
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we can just keep saying outlook is down when they try to get it back up. we don’t have to keep doing this. we can all be free.
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Lindsay Clancy kadar konuşulmayacak çünkü fail erkek ve bir erkeğin 8 çocuğunu katletmesi gaaaayet normal
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
sometimes I forget Charlie Kirk was a real person that actually existed lol my brain files him in with like tung tung tung sahur or bigfoot




































