24M / @altgco

Joined February 2024
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Socialization fail
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Rule #1: Jail your political opponents.
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タヌタヌかわいい🩷全力疾走たぬき
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I’m saying the exact things you want me to.
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My dog is so cute. Almost makes me forget he’s a terrible person.
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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It doesn’t really matter
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It’s calm
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Replying to @redfourd
My Chinese boyfriend Caleb likes flying jets and basketball
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My iPhone is gonna explode soon
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Charging will resume when iPhone returns to normal temperature.
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ヒコーキの流し撮りが話題ですが、機会があればタヌキを流してみましょう。 背景を流してタヌキをビタッと止めるのが半端なく難しいです。
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Kiss, 1897 #artbots #munch
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I’m worried that my dog is a pervert, and worst of all, is trying to find catharsis with it through their art.
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お仕事お仕事
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I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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I am surrounded by psychopaths
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