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Shouldn't have bothered; Prometheus is really quite bad.

It is surprisingly hard to find a cinema in London showing Prometheus in 2D and at a sensible time.

@mrtomollerton I look GORGEOUS.

Just watched Dragonslayer, one of the small number of films where the title is a massive spoiler.

Back after gig. Did OK. Surprised myself.

Tonight I will be being not funny in front of people at bit.ly/JL0Tma

Achievement Unlocked: You Will Die Alone, is how I'm reading it.

Wonderful. Three years on a dating site and have I got a girlfriend? No, but I have been given moderator status.

Pleasant surprise: bit.ly/GNavhS

So in the new #TMNT film, they are not mutant turtles but aliens, which means they cannot strictly be ninjas. Teenagers: the Movie it is.

I have invested in my future.

And the good comics news keeps coming: bit.ly/xzYDyD #phonogram

In this photo, Andrew Lansley is being haunted by the ghosts of NHS patients past: bit.ly/xJv1kD #nhsbill

@GeorgeMonbiot It's the only surviving playing piece from an ancient sacred game. Sadly Paperhenge and Scissorshenge were destroyed.

Blimey, you can actually buy Daniel Kitson stuff. Actual stuff. By Daniel Kitson: danielkitson.bandcamp.com/

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen project involves Nemo at the Mountains of Madness. Genuine, joyful excitement: bit.ly/zTEcqe

That's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator, and I don't like your trousers either. #ReplaceDoctorWhoquoteswithtrousers

Heartening anti-academy/anti-Gove demonstration going past my flat, protesting against academisation of local school.

Oh wow. @louisck says he'd like Daniel Kitson on his show (bit.ly/vuBzjQ). This would be all my comedy dreams coming true at once.

This headline packs the entire plot of a 70s British horror film into one sentence: bit.ly/uWmHO8