i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

wife using candy to lure me out of the woods

claud i’m sooooo Drunk ,claude

claude ,,make the poop go away

𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎

pretending poop is my service dog at trader joe’s

telling my son that skunks just really love concerts and to stop asking

playing air guitar before i enter a mcdonalds

using poop to build a community

when the tough guy has big eyelashes it’s like , 𝘓𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 , 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭

out of breath from thinking about my wife

i just rip mine off and give it to my wife

farting so hard my son turns emo

sam altman 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 sam bankman 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, more like sam 𝑔𝑎𝑦man don’t ever be named sam Again

backpack Full of bones in this mcdonalds

asking for uppies like this lowk

we should have a revolution and get paid to jack Off