remote certified @laravelphp developer (@repatllc) · from Hamburg 🇩🇪 · (motor)bike, sky / scuba dive, paragliding & podcast enthusiast · KN6DZC

Asunción, PY
Joined June 2010
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4 is just 6 7 for infosec
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My plan for the next 2 years: 0 2 * * * apt-get update && apt-get full-upgrade -y && reboot
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An unprecedented day in my history with PHP. Some bumps along the way, but really proud of the @laravel team for working through the night ensuring all of our products and customers had patches available to them and, when possible, applied automatically. Given the advancement of agents, it's quite possible this won't be the last time this happens, and it's likely PHP won't be the only language that goes through this. We built some solid muscle today to do even better next time. Onward. 🫡
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repat retweeted
Today we disclose PHP2Shell - remotely exploitable memory corruptions in PHP WordPress pre-auth RCE: ✅ Drupal pre-auth RCE: ✅ Joomla pre-auth RCE: ✅ Remote memory disclosure of any PHP application: ✅ Read more ⬇️🧵
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they told us in math class in the early 2000s that we wouldn’t have a calculator with us always and 20 years later my friends argue whether or not my pocket phone contains a conscious machine god
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Primer día como herrero, espero que el cliente quede satisfecho 💪🏻💪🏻
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zu spät geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben zu früh geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben zur richtigen Zeit geboren, um gewalttätige Massenproteste in Frankreich mitzuerleben
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ngl "let there be light" sounds like a prompt
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“We used to copy and paste the code directly from the ai chatbot”
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Replying to @OpenAI
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9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
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France just doing the "This is Fine" meme these days. 😂
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Adults are far more stupid than I had anticipated as a child
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