all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem) header
all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem) profile picture

all-new improved recipe replygirl

@replygirlsystem

cassandra | la répondeuse | pleat mermaid lesbian | me/cfs enjoyer | she/her

 naarm
Joined February 2014
  • Tweets28.5K
  • Following1.2K
  • Followers1K
1.9KMedia
Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)Photo by all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem)
i'm really just a cassette tape on the side of the road with the tape spilling out waiting for someone with a pencil to save me
9
6
2
30
12,245
Apparently AI no longer uses endash and emdash as much - we are so back, baby!
1
3
130
Also I need to pee.
1
3
68
Hello and welcome to the world's most boring twitter feed. I'm your host, Cassandra, and I'll be regailing you with the most insane bullshit all day!l. Stay locked in, bitches!
6
77
Another boring tram ride. I should remember my ereader. At least I have headphones today. Oh and a seat.
2
115
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
Foxes in Love (@foxes_in_love) profile picture
Foxes in Love@foxes_in_loveNov 6
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game, with a scattering of ambiguous and unindentifiable pieces on the board. Both are looking at the board intently. Blue: So what's your primary tactical goal this turn? Green: To have fun. Blue: No, I mean, what are your winning conditions? Blue looks up at Green as Green continues to be focused on the board. Green: Spending time with you. Green looks up as well, so now the foxes look each other in the eye. Green: Do what you must, I have already won.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing a board game, with a scattering of ambiguous and unindentifiable pieces on the board. Both are looking at the board intently. Blue: So what's your primary tactical goal this turn? Green: To have fun. Blue: No, I mean, what are your winning conditions? Blue looks up at Green as Green continues to be focused on the board. Green: Spending time with you. Green looks up as well, so now the foxes look each other in the eye. Green: Do what you must, I have already won.

10
960
25
11,586
114,347
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
Miko 🎀 | #1 DIMITRI FAN (@blkdimitri) profile picture
Miko 🎀 | #1 DIMITRI FAN@blkdimitriNov 6
3H tierlist but it’s on wether i think Esmeralda would find them handsome / like them in general. Open discussions welcome
Image from Miko 🎀 | #1 DIMITRI FAN (@blkdimitri)
32
171
13
2,544
63,004
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
Mel Young-and-free 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@Melmoo80) profile picture
Mel Young-and-free 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@Melmoo80Nov 6
The Mirror (@DailyMirror) profile pictureThe Mirror
@DailyMirrorNov 6
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-rape-guilty-prison-37849079

ALT Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-rape-guilty-prison-37849079

2
12
79
Love is officially dead.
all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem) profile pictureall-new improved recipe replygirl@replygirlsystemNov 6
I am bored and possibly a bit horny so this is your chance!
2
106
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ (@amos_dulex) profile picture
𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆
@amos_dulexNov 5
Image from 𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ (@amos_dulex)
13
292
9
4,264
40,042
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
4 of mallace (@IceSolst) profile picture
4 of mallace
@IceSolstNov 5
Hacking is so so easy. Try password 4 OR many 4s. Mallace intended? Blame china bots. Easiest job on the planet.
34
101
6
1,410
15,175
I mean...
White sauce pasta (@whitesoucepasta) profile pictureWhite sauce pasta@whitesoucepastaNov 5
My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests Megatron again 😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen tweet word for word x.com/Mr_Husky1/stat…
7
313
I am bored and possibly a bit horny so this is your chance!
1
7
348
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
Normal Island News (@NormalIslandNws) profile picture
Normal Island News
@NormalIslandNwsNov 5
I bet Russell Brand wishes he was in the Epstein files now as this seems to grant you immunity from prosecution
181
3,638
60
33,978
381,149
People are all like "Cassandra you need to get on the apps to find someone" and I'm like "which apps?" because I honestly haven't dated in like 20 years and all I know how to do is yearn and occasionally flirt in DMs with people who are oblivious or taken
5
16
671
all-new improved recipe replygirl retweeted
#miinan 🐺 (@miinann_) profile picture
#miinan 🐺@miinann_Nov 5
bf stopped replying to my messages and i jokingly said "you best not be dead" only to find him dead when i came home
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
388
9,549
361
219,832
2,470,140
I think I am the mental breakdown equivalent of a slow motion death sequence
4
135
I lived bitch (got off the tram)
8
265
Decide that I'm getting all my political info from now on by listening to these two cishet white guys on the tram discussing the midterms
9
113
I also left my water bottle and my headphones at home so this is great.
all-new improved recipe replygirl (@replygirlsystem) profile pictureall-new improved recipe replygirl@replygirlsystemNov 5
Ran out of social media to doomscroll and I'm only at William St. Pray for me.
1
7
173
Load more