help me my selfish man, lend me thy selfish hand

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Joined April 2018
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Dark chocolate fans trying to eat their tar flavored shit brick
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i wanna play fallout for the first time again
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johto discourse really boils down to people complaining about being underleveled against red as if he isn’t literally one of the strongest trainers in pokémon history 😭
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people acc use chyrpe im crying 😭
What type of of patronizing shit is this? smh
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for the first time in quite a while, i feel more certain about the future :)
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my selection of 2 hm
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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thank you guys for liking this post and not telling me i was wilding 🫶
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this post was made for me
three main branches of government 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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one piece is the only show i’ve seen where the slander is an unedited clip from the show
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we deserved a mega crobat btw
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was i wilding
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When are people going to realize that “doesn’t want to have children” is an extremely valid reason to have an abortion
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why is my tl filled with japanese and french people fighting
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i will never wear skinny trousers ever, if they come back into fashion somehow i’ll remove all mens legs so they never wear them
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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kim dahyun
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…and?
British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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“it was a joke” i know. i didnt like the joke. dont be fucking stupid
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i am so unbelievably bored
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rape case btw
Clavicular BRUTALLY mogged the judge
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