@retailme

Had a customer come in w/2 suitcases of online returns- rolling suitcases w/$2k of merch! W/receipts! I gotta get that lifestyle #jelly

had angry exchange where some1 called me a punta- came back & apologized bc her stuff was on hold at a different store #somepeople #retail

Man: I'm returning this 4 my wife Me: oh, it's not yours? H: no I havent shopped here in yrs M: it's ur day! We just put out gr8 new product

He reeeeallllllllllyyyyyyy needs some help please

He's now shoved it under the couch bc he can't get at the bottom. Beagle wants help getting it out.

Beagle got an almost empty peanut butter jar for a holiday treat #nomnomnom

After earning a phd in Pinterest I have learned never to trust a pin labeled "quick and easy". At least not for mere mortals. #pintrest

I just had a thanksgiving miracle! My Black Friday outfit arrived! Thanks @TheLimited for making my thanksgiving sweet!!

Fun fact- dogs can have the meat sweats! Only cost $300 and a night of sheer panic to learn that!

#puppachino dog is basic af 11-10

My husband has a really intense stomach bug and we live in a one bedroom apt. Took his credit card and went to dinner. #marriedlife

Just for kicks I switched my husbands new video game with a blue ray did and put the game in the dvd case. T- 20 for the meltdown #married

The summer thunder storms are really disappointing... They haven't been long enough to scare off customers for the night #retail

How I feel when a customer walks in five minutes before closing. #retail #retailme

Told my staff member about the original Pokemon game for Nintendo gameboy. She didn't believe me. I brought it into the store. #afulting

Thank god for the gif keyboard. It tells my husband things in a way I cannot.

Hubby: why are you driving so carefully? Me: the burritos are in the trunk

A true work of art appeared: half eaten skittles statue decorated w/dead flies. Probs a reference to this years presidential race #retail

A dad keeps telling his kids the candy in the shop are "testers" I don't even work here & want to kill him Look with ur 👀 not ur 🙌🏽#retail