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Retep Retals

@retalsp

Previously a Twitter user.

Joined December 2010
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“He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?”
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Crocodile shoes. Really makes you think.
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RIP Jimmy Nail.
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Merry Christmas lads.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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I’ve taken myself out of the running to be the new Bond. Someone had to.
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Saturday
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Pub?
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Pub.
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Just made a mushroom omelette but only used 2 eggs because we only had 4 eggs and if I used 3 eggs that would run the risk of only having 1 egg tomorrow if I forget to buy more eggs (12) today. Someone had to say it.
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You’re all still talking about Russell Brand aren’t you?
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Friday
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Are Stacey Dooley and Stacey Solomon not the same person then? You learn something new every day.
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The Battle of Britain film is on BBC4 just now in case you weren’t wearing your fucking poppy yet.
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“Hello Judas”
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I’ve started using lazy garlic again. There, I’ve said it.
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John Friedinhell aaaaagh or something, needs work.
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Sausage and egg cob of hope to celebrate the mid term results.
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And to mark the loss of John Frieda
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Vick Hope hasn’t aged well.
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On the bus home and there are two massive problems; the bloke sat 2 seats behind wearing enough aftershave to kill a horse and the fucking massive Tory from our road two seats in front who will try to engage in conversation if he sees me.
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