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The Abyss, Lordran
Joined January 2022
Replying to @mikotheyuri
Ah, hey there Miko. *Revi says as he hugs her back and smiles.* We’re waiting on someone else right now, should be getting here soon… *The fixer says before a red haired… lobster person appears.* L: Look at that sibling bonding. Didn’t realize you could ever be happy, Revi.
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Replying to @Johnandmore
Ah, this is sake. It’s an alcohol made with rice, I think. *Suddenly, a read haired… lobster person, appears.* L: It’s fermented in rice, yeast and some kind of mold. You idiot.
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Replying to @DMCxPMbendzrt
I appreciate it, though there is someone else that’s supposed to be here… *He says with a slightly worried gaze as he places his hands on his hips. Then, footsteps ring out as a red haired… lobster person appears?* L: Yeah, yeah, I’m late. You’re lucky I don’t just erase you.
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Replying to @TheCrimsonGod
Ah, it’s the day someone was born. Today is my creator’s birthday, which here they come now. *Revi says as he looks to a lobster person approaching the two of them.* L: I would think you’d hate me, since I put you through hell and back.
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Replying to @ProxyOfTheIndex
Ah, not a god per se… *Revi gestures to a red haired… lobster person?* L: I’m way too of a moron to be called a god, but I appreciate it.
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Replying to @Lcorpcain
Haha, tell that to him. *The fixer says with a small laugh as he gestures to someone else. Standing there, is… a lobster person?* L: He is an acceptable creation, no matter how much I torture him -.-
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//Open int, non-canon [Track: youtu.be/AbEI1eNtGlI] *The fixer is seemingly in high spirits, sitting with a bottle of warm sake and multiple sake cups.* *He smiles warmly at the reader.* Care to join me in celebration? It’s my creators birthday today.
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//happy birthday lobster…
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Replying to @Lcorpcain
//look at him and tell me he does
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//cant think of anything to post so ill just do this //open int
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