let me sing to you now, about how people turn into other things. he/they
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Cool Beans will be temporarily closed for 15 minutes while the general manager and assistant manager fight to the death in the parking garage. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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“why do you have so many tabs open” how about mind your business. I have tabs so old they’ll make your head fucking spin. I have shopping carts that date back to the Obama administration
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ALT Our spotify wrapped shows that our top artist this year was Feral Raccoons in a Dumpster Noises. We are in the top 1%
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ALT Theater frog to Hop Pop: “We’re trying to find the best way to rob this next town blind.”
ALT Hop Pop: “But this is wrong!”
ALT Theater frog, arms around Hop Pop’s shoulders: “What’s wrong is how under appreciated the arts are.”
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i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible – at Chicago, IL
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You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down?
