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Joined August 2014
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The soothing nighttime ritual of making tea you're going to forget to drink
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"Daylight savings" day?? More like" food late" day - my dog
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Will Pope Leo, as a US Citizen, be subject to US taxes on incomes received by the global Catholic Church? Has anyone alerted the IRS to potentially the most interesting audit target in history?
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hah, the pope has to file FBAR and FATCA for the Vatican's accounts. What conspiracies could we unravel with this tax report?! AUDIT IL PAPA
Replying to @ChrisExpTheNews
What if we got the Pope for not reporting job-related benefits to the IRS. It'd be so good
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Render unto Caesar your Schedule C
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A fortune teller in my dream guessed my mother's maiden name wrong Like you're running on my shared wetware, clearly the dream-software knows the correct answer, and you still guessed wrong?!?! how does that happen. I'm going to have a very stern seance with Jung's ghost
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Consider rotating your mothers maiden name and the street you grew up on
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Me: you should probably freeze your credit cards because of the cyber stuff Husband: I should at least check the purchases more often Me: you know what I think this cybersecurity threat is overhyped
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My wife's marriage assurance plan is that she knows I hate paperwork too much to file a divorce
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I'm hearing that divorce often requires making phone calls?? Potentially several?? absolute insanity
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Naming rights go to the victor
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State of Polk would be better
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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My 15 month old just climbed up a step ladder Help I'm not ready for this much mobility
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"Code Monkey" by Jonathan Coulton is going to be our generation's John Henry ballad
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The Persian boy came over and played disc with our dog, and then we gave him a few rocks. (We have rock enthusiast friend who gives us extras... They sit in a bowl in our front yard.) I was so excited to be "up" in gifts with this family! They're such ferocious gifters and I feel absolutely behind. An hour late the Persian father comes over with two big bags of homegrown apples & pears! Wonderful and I'm going to have to announce gift bankruptcy
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The last time we heard about an autist at a zoo, the autist dropped a child into an alligator enclosure. Maybe autists shouldn't be allowed in zoos. At least as guests.
Apparently, the man mauled to death by a tiger in England was deaf and severely autistic and had allegedly been left unattended by his carer. Authorities reportedly fired warning shots rather than shooting the tiger and made no attempts to kill the animal to save the man. I feel sick to my stomach. What an unimaginably horrific way to die, especially for someone who wasn’t even able to fully understand what was happening, just felt pain and violence he couldn’t fathom :(
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The man has not been publicly identified with no official confirmation of deafness, autism or a carer; witnesses report he spoke and asked strangers for photos with the tiger. Staff used acoustic deterrents and the tiger was unharmed and will not be euthanized. dailymail.com/news/article-1… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
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🔍️ 金玉 なくなった 🔍️ 金玉 紛失 🔍️ 金玉 ない 病気 🔍️ 去勢 クーリングオフ 🔍️ 去勢 デメリット 🔍️ 去勢 犬の許可 🔍️ 犬 インフォームドコンセント
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A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
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