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Just did a commercial for a mattress Co. The told me "act like you don't ever want to get out of that bed" Nailed it..see you at The Oscars!
I have 1000's of slightly used bras (all sizes) that were left at my apartment in 2025 for sale 80% off. Come and get yours, just come without a bra. I don't want to create a vicious circle.
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I'm at that age where I will confuse you with someone who looks absolutely nothing like you.
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BREAKING: Actor Paul Rudd, known for his roles in the Marvel films, I Love You Man, and Anchorman, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented person.
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I’m at that age where I’m making a list and checking it twice because I can’t remember if I checked it the first time.
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Believing that Pharmaceutical Companies want to heal you is like believing a Casino wants you to win.
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My tenant has been renting from me for 5 years and she has NEVER given me a problem. Rent always on time, she keeps the house spotless, and anytime something breaks she gets it fixed and just lets me know it’s taken care of. She’s really been a blessing as a tenant. Today she called me crying, saying she’s been sick and had to go on FMLA. She doesn’t qualify for disability, so right now she has no way to pay her rent. I told her not to stress and gave her 90 days rent-free. I’d rather lose the money for a few months than lose a good, respectful tenant who has always handled her business. Sometimes it’s not about profit it’s about compassion.
