Travel photographer / Creative Director / Husband of Emmy and Peabody winning lady / Annoying cynic. [email protected]
New York City
Joined September 2008
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Thoughts & prayers are not enough. We need action. Yet another community is in mourning because of gun violence. I’ll be praying for the families of the victims & the survivors tonight. We can’t ever stop working for commonsense gun safety laws to keep people safe. #VirginiaBeach
Does anybody have a @Casper mattress? What are your thoughts? How do they hold up? – at Brooklyn, NY
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Seems fair and balanced. xitter.gq/realdonaldtrump/status… – at Brooklyn, NY
We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!
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Nothing damages my fragile male ego more than literal Nazis marching against my existence. – at Brooklyn, NY
Me: Nothing can ever change my love of the smell of peaches.
Lysol Industrial Bathroom Air Freshener: Wanna bet? – at Manhattan, NY
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This summer, Kevin James is: A Regular Guy With A Boring Job Who Dreams Of A Better Life. – at Brooklyn, NY
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A gang of what? 6th graders who found their parent's stash? xitter.gq/nypdnews/status/890912… – at Brooklyn, NY
Gang members arrested and drugs recovered by @NYPDPSA9 officers. Keeping #Flushing #Queens safe - that’s #NYPDprotecting
Excited for @jillianbell to play Sarah Huckabee next season of @nbcsnl, if she can hold onto the job through summer. – at Chicago, IL
This week I learned there is a band called Sylvan Esso. I also learned that nobody can properly type "Sylvan Esso" on their phone. – at Brooklyn, NY
NYC: WHY DID YOU PUT ALL THE BEDROOMS ON THE STREET SIDE? DID YOU FORGET ABOUT GARBAGE TRUCKS?? – at Manhattan, NY