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📍NYC | Writer • Frequently, in the friendly skies • Stevie Nicks enthusiast | Originally, from KY 🐎 • he/him 🏳️‍🌈 • Thoughts & opinions are my own.

New York City
Joined July 2017
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Let’s go to Louisville for a cat adventure 😽 #nofilter
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Funny how debt is totally forgivable when it's tied to a failed business or a hedge fund. But the moment it's for school or a hospital bill suddenly it says something about your character.
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people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead
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I need to see the new hunger games! I’ve got the amc program like any good gay! Who’s got a spot in their gaggle or has also procrastinated lmaoo
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if smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt
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Fashion shows used to have Beth Ditto. Bring that back.
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They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.
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republicans are all like pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
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Adhd is such a fucking insane thing, what do you mean I wanted to jerk off but got distracted and played sudoku for half an hour
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not a flop not a face card a secret 3rd thing
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SURE WILL
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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INKUBUS‘ LOOK IS EVERYTHINGGGG #Dragula
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SHAKIRA LAW STARTS IMMEDIATELY
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anderson cooper being a lamb first and a journalist second
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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Pulling Ronald Reagan’s corpse out of the ground and teabagging his skull
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we're changing the national anthem to melatonin by tinashe
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Florida is like when the mayor from Jaws was also still the mayor in the Jaws sequel.
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