Owen 🎹 · Nov 5, 2022 · 8:05 PM UTC

Thinking of how many muppets sacrificed their lives to make just this one rug. #thoughtsandprayers

Owen 🎹 · Oct 13, 2022 · 11:52 AM UTC

Replying to @NI_News

For example, why are these separate interfaces instead of one searchable and selectable instrument panel?

Owen 🎹 · Sep 30, 2022 · 10:23 PM UTC

I might have a problem. :/

Owen 🎹 · Sep 12, 2022 · 4:28 PM UTC

I assumed that NASA was aware that there is no atmospheric pressure in space, but this makes me question...

Owen 🎹 · Aug 26, 2022 · 5:23 PM UTC

This happens FAR too often, @FedEx ...

Owen 🎹 · Aug 20, 2022 · 12:26 AM UTC

Sorry, but you didn’t “hike” until your trekking pole tip looks like this.

Owen 🎹 · Jul 22, 2022 · 11:04 AM UTC

Here we go. Hope to see you again in mid-August.

Owen 🎹 · Jul 11, 2022 · 11:46 AM UTC

Oh crap.

Owen 🎹 · Jun 28, 2022 · 11:12 AM UTC

“What is your funding situation?” Uh… I guess Fortune 10 is E?

Owen 🎹 · Jun 20, 2022 · 11:55 PM UTC

Riley lost Bad Teen Show Bingo to Abby.