waiting for something to happen?

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2020
rinny fuckin star
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“i thought we had a spark” so do forks and microwaves but doesn’t mean they’re meant to go together
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i thought of this because i almost microwaved a fork and thought the girlies could use it
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feel free to use i don’t need it
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this scared the shit out of me!!! wtf??? i typed something and this hand appeared
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my quest for cheese concluded in a tragedy
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greggs man asking my boyfriend if he likes pies… BACK OFF!!!
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never mind… he gave him 2 scotch pies…
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that “is it cake?” show but they cut into my ass cheek causing me to bleed out and die
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joker got that glasgow smile
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going crazy tonight and doing helium
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this shit got me into gambling
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martin: just thought of a new thing! bum yum! *pauses for laughter* idk :( do something with that
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asos hacked… not good… oh wait new in today! i better check this out
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a heterosexual relationship works best when one is snoopy and one is miffy
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i can’t do the macarena when a guys being whipped behind me
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