
Staff Software Engineer at @Monzo. I do computery things, take awful selfies, and love TypeScript. Views my own. He/him.
Nottinghamshire, England
Joined February 2009
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Well that's the last straw. 👋
It's almost like you removed the computationally cheap way of doing this (APIs) and devs switched to the only free alternative...
Not gonna delete this account in case Twitter gets sold to a non-muppet, but uninstalling the app until then. Byeee
Replying to @MegaSlippers
Aye so would I, however my head and shoulders are perfectly rotoscoped which you couldn't get with segment slicing 🤔
More interested in how the auto background removal works (some AI bs imma guess), but yes I am and I need a shave #Streamberry
Oooh this is interesting! Is it like a stream of things for you to moderate or specifically calling for checks?
James King retweeted
👋Poll: Software Engineers, how likely are you to take a job requiring you to go into the office daily during business hours?
(Please RT for reach, and instead of giving money to captain mars, I will donate $$ to an organization at the tw AVG $6.46 per 1000 impressions)
49%Absolutely not
37%Not likely
10%Very likely
3%Absolutely yes
1,091 votes • Final resultsIt's been a long time since I've completed a game in one sitting, but oh my days "There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension" had me absolutely hooked. What voice acting, and a surprisingly touching story from what is a point-and-click puzzler, with so much out the box thinking
GO BUY IT
Also @GigabyteUK buying a top-spec board I would expect the CMOS reset button to actually work... 🙃
Seriously, why is enabling XMP in Bios such a coin flip?! My RAM and Mobo all support it but nooo I've got to fiddle with the RAM speeds in the bios too apparently?! WHAT
Worst rollout of a new feature, ever.
Step 1: Spec up new PC
Step 2: Splurge on new PC
Step 3: Build new PC
Step 4: Enable XMP on new PC
Step 5: Panic because now won't post
Step 6: MAD GOOGLING
Step 7: MORE PANICKED GOOGLES
STeP 8: WhY won't thE CMos resET?!
StEPPP NiNe: FUCK YOU BATTERY OUT TIME
Step 10: Panic over
Replying to @DeliverooEng @monzo
Hahahaha thank you, I was thinking of your rants when typing the opening 😂
A bit of professional news on here; today is my last day @DeliverooEng! I've had an incredible time and worked with such brilliant people. However I'm so excited to be starting @monzo as a Staff Engineer 🎉! A company I love and a product I'm already all-in on; let's go!
James King retweeted
This is glorious.
Person has a railway line outside their window, so built a Raspberry PI/camera script to watch for passing trains then take photos and stitch together a full image of them, after they've passed. trains.jo-m.ch/#/trains/list
Replying to @HomeworldGame
The Kuun Lan having to eject the lower deck when first infected... that voice acting, camera work, soundtrack; just everything was perfect (and those screams still haunt me)








