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Joined June 2022
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having cats is so silly. why do i have an audience
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hand to god this is the funniest movie in the world to me but james has a multi year long cool down on rewatching with me
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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not accepting atl slander when something as cruel and sinister as o'hare is out there
signs say “terminals A,B,C,D,E, and F” and my pass says terminal S and the lady just keeps repeating “terminals A through F” i genuinely need the atlanta airport to **** **
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i hate the elderly and have decided they do not belong in the air. where could you possibly need to be at your big age
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what they don’t want you to know about Brockhampton summer is that it was awesome
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just whipped out the most dogshit parking job of my life. incredible
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웨일폴 (2026)
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basketball #on phone #blowingup with 2FA codes i didn't request ok
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i've fallen in love with the woman making sure everyone flushes in the bathroom
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flying to atl tonight u know what that means. gonna be real fuckin weird every time i accidentally fall asleep
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missing the feeling big brother gave me this summer
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claustrophobia cannot hurt me. i wouldn't mind being in the whale
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glad to see this hard hitting journalism. where else will i see reports that are two years later than the urban outfitters app.
i've said it before i'll say it again: the samba era is ending. a slim sneaker in a color that isn't black and white is what the coolest guys are wearing next. you heard it here.
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u can always be more delusional. i carried around a sharpie and a notebook just in case i saw a celebrity when i went out to the commissary growing up on a military base.
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they're calling it the most movies downloaded onto a phone for a 3 hour flight ever
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don't worry everyone, if you need a break from disastrous underperformance and medical malpractice, the Philadelphia 76ers season is about to start
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“Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.” If this is true, you need to fire everyone involved in the decision to put Hurts on the field. Howie should even be grilled for this.
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Have watched Georgie & Mandy grow up, get married and have a kid all through commercials during NFL games on CBS over the past couple years
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