I’m getting the itchy buy something finger just starting … new radio gear or the new iPhone 18 pro max? 🤷🏻♂️one of these will get my money before the day is out I can feel it
Two choices. Spend a night with Nigella Lawson and that Hammond thing or have a wank in a coal bunker with sandpaper drenched in caustic soda wrapped around my cock I know which option i’d choose #Gbbo
I’ve just seen a few minutes of the worst ‘quiz’ show ever in the history of television.. Pointless …. Do folk actually watch that shite??? Watching paint dry would be a better use of time. At least they got the name of the ‘show’ correct
I think maybe now they can take that ridiculous advert off the tv.. the one where obnoxious kids tell us grown ups that we need to save water. #StormBeolo