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I was born in a storm…

Lancashire
Joined June 2009
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This Christmas our daughter will be in Australia so I’m treating myself and the guru to some nice things… this hamper is one of them 🎁
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Two 98% pork sausages served on a bed of French butter lightly coated with Brussels pâté served on a warm muffin 😆
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I’m getting the itchy buy something finger just starting … new radio gear or the new iPhone 18 pro max? 🤷🏻‍♂️one of these will get my money before the day is out I can feel it
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Radio Caroline still there but conditions aren’t quite as favourable as last night, things may pick up as we go deeper into the night
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Two choices. Spend a night with Nigella Lawson and that Hammond thing or have a wank in a coal bunker with sandpaper drenched in caustic soda wrapped around my cock I know which option i’d choose #Gbbo
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Starrrrving
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Good morning… it’s looking like a lovely day is beginning
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Radio Caroline on medium wave 648khz
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I’ve just seen a few minutes of the worst ‘quiz’ show ever in the history of television.. Pointless …. Do folk actually watch that shite??? Watching paint dry would be a better use of time. At least they got the name of the ‘show’ correct
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Beyond cool and hip 😎🎶🎶
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Has anyone heard any rumours about this years I’m a celebrity line up? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I think maybe now they can take that ridiculous advert off the tv.. the one where obnoxious kids tell us grown ups that we need to save water. #StormBeolo
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The guru is currently watching a Christmas movie. It’s making me feel Christmassy but it’s a touch too early… isn’t it..?
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Well that was a wild and windy night… still gusting at 60+ mph now. All my antennas are still vertical thankfully
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Giving Tenzing a watch on AppleTv
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The wind has really picked up here this last hour 💨
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Brekkers en route…..Starrrrving
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We are a tiny island surrounded by open sea, it gets windy 🤦🏻
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Class, on my Apple HomePod it sounds rich and unreal ❤️
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