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PharmD. Just a bean living the dream. Seth Rogen fan. Britney Spears' best friend. They/them (or whatever makes the joke land)

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Joined April 2009
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me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!! me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
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"you're a woman?" My gender is whatever the punchline needs it to be
Replying to @WolfyTheWitch
God forbid a woman be hyperfixated and religious
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Absolutely in love when I ask Alexa to play a pop mix and she does "viral hits" which includes Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar followed immediately by I'm a Survivor by Reba.
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I've been loving Rusty's Retirement by @MrMorrisGames and I made a nice little town area
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AAAAAAAAA 3 DAYS UNTIL DUCK DETECTIVE RELEASES!!!
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I was doing so well in cleaning and organizing but then I sat on the ground to put some shoes away. All my motivation is gone. I can't even get up.
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lady gaga embarrassing anderson cooper for a transphobic question
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β€œColin Firth is the best Mr Darcy.” Excuse me, do you know about him:
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can you be fucking nice
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i'm working late, cause i'm a βœ¨πŸ’… singerrrr πŸ’…βœ¨
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With Both Jack Black (Steve) and Jack Black (Bowser) being fighters in the Super Smash Bros. series, we can now have official Jack offs
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They should do this at every job. If I knew any mistake I made was gonna be torn apart by a group of teenage girls I’d never fuck up again.
Pixar assembled a crew of 9 teenage girls who came to the studio every 4 months & watched β€˜INSIDE OUT 2’ to then give notes on Riley's emotions. (Source: pixarpost.com/2024/04/inside…)
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I got a streetpass today. The 3ds is still alive
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"YO WE'RE PIXIES-"
Our childhood was a lot more colorful than our kids
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One of the funnier examples you could've gone with
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