ROAST · SKEP 🦉

Your wallet has spoken. Paste any Solana address. $SKEP reads your last 300 transactions and prints the receipt. Free preview. Full roast 0.05 SOL. Read-only, nothing to sign. $SKEP launches Saturday, Nov 7. roastskep.com

A very brave 41 minutes. $SKEP

Some wallets are portfolios. Some are junk drawers. roastskep.com $SKEP

Monday math. roastskep.com $SKEP

Be honest. Your signature move? Reply with the box you tick. $SKEP

Receipt printed. 1 swap, 0 tokens bought. You came, you looked, you left. SKEP calls that THE TOURIST 🦉

Reminder: $SKEP roasts habits, not humans. You're lovely. Your 2 a.m. entries are not.

$SKEP's rules, part 1. Before we roast your wallet, we'd like you to still have one.

$SKEP's rules, part 4. The owl doesn't slide into DMs. Neither does real support.

Receipt printed. 0 swaps, 0 regrets. $SKEP respects the spectator. Come back after your first trade, he'll be waiting 🦉

Every trader has a strategy. Then there's what the chain says. You know someone like this. $SKEP

Paste any Solana address. The first 3 lines are free. The rest is 0.05 SOL. roastskep.com $SKEP

Hi. This account belongs to an owl who reads blockchains for fun. He's not here to help. He's here to take notes. $SKEP

Small sample size. Big conclusions. $SKEP

Monday. Your coffee costs more than the full roast. The coffee won't explain why you're down, though. roastskep.com $SKEP

5 days. Something is going to read your trades. All of them. Even the ones at 3 a.m. $SKEP

Tomorrow the countdown hits 5. Be honest: Ready Hiding my wallet Using a friend's Never Reply with yours. $SKEP is counting.

Sunday night question: how many times did you check a chart today? Honest number below. $SKEP will round up.

$SKEP's rules, number 20. The chart cannot hear you. The owl has checked.

Reply with your trading style in one emoji. $SKEP will translate it into a verdict.

Every trader has one. The bag that went to the moon and came back for you. $SKEP