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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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How do I convert this into HEI Points?
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LOST THE FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK. LOST THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER. DEALING WITH JAMEIS WINSTON EXPERIENCE. THE NEW YORK GIANTS ARE 3-1.
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Theo Von: “Do you think the American Dream is still alive?” Zohran Mamdani: “It feels like you have to luck out in some big way. In many ways I feel like it’s why a lot of people play the lottery. For many it feels like their only chance. People think they have better odds playing the lottery than making it in their own life. What does that say about the country we live in?”
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Steelers fans: “MIKE, WE’RE ABOUT TO LOSE IN THE WILDCARD ROUND AGAIN, PLEASE GET US OVER THE HUMP” Mike Tomlin:
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Watching the Mike Tomlin Minecraft city reveal
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Just let me die
“Pink Clouding” by Taylor Swift has the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR.
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So they’re fine with “price fixing” when it comes to the players, but they’re more than happy to throw that out of the window when it comes to taxing the fans. This entire bill is a gigantic scam.
Senator Kennedy proposes amendment to the Protect College Sports Act that would cap ticket price increases at 4% each year. Senator Cruz opposes it and calls it price fixing. Kennedy responds by saying the whole bill is price fixing. Amendment gets 42 votes, but fails
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anyone who defends this asshole when they can’t fill up their gas tanks is truly impossible to save. they’re gone. full cattle status. look there’s plenty to hate w dems, i do it all the time- they hate me for it. but i’ve never seen a more irredeemable group of despotic crooks.
Trump’s net worth hit $7 billion in 2026. That’s triple where it was in early 2024, according to Forbes data.
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Heartbroken about Jaxson Dart but THANK GOD we’ve got Pat McAfee on the halftime show 🤣🤣🤣 You NEVER know what this guy’s gonna do next 😭😭 Shirt might come off, accent might change 💯🔥🇺🇸 I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS GUY ON MY TV 💪💪💥
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When Kraft got busted for soliciting a prostitute and Jeff and his boys scrambled to get him a good lawyer what do you think they meant by "past issues with Kraft that may come to light."?
Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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Ya see folks, cancel culture isn’t when billionaire stadium owners get Macklemore fired, it is when the other openers quit in solidarity.
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That little rat committed 2 fouls on Foden where he should have been sent off bfore Rkid retaliated end off MCFC
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LA has potholes because Karen Bass gave pay raises to the LAPD so they can fly helicopters all day and live in Santa Clarita
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Airbnb donated $1.5M to reelect Bass. In return they expect Karen to get them deregulated before the Olympics (will remove affordable units from the market and turn them into short term hotels). This will drive up rent prices. Bass is selling you out. She’s making it worse.
The rent is too damn high! That’s why I signed ED1 right when I got into office, to speed up affordable housing. @HugoForCD13 and I have spent the last four years working tirelessly to make life more affordable for Angelenos, and every day we’re making progress.
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You're gonna die. Here's why that matters.
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The Clippers punishment shows the value of journalism if it’s done properly. There’s no chance this story ever would have come to light if @PabloTorre hadn’t investigated it. It’s something the world needs more of instead of whatever the media typically is now.
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The biggest story out of the whole Clippers debacle is that ESPN is basically confirmed to just be an outlet for team owner propaganda in-between gambling ads and Pat McAfee clips. It’s been obvious for a while, but I don’t see how you could even argue against it now.
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Replying to @Acyn @EvanSowards
*repeating to self* don’t become emotionally attached to politicians don’t become emotionally attached to politicians don’t become emotionally attached to politicians
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