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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Be…
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This is fun to read.
The British army once sentenced Daniel Morgan to 500 lashes, a punishment that usually killed a man, for the crime of knocking out an officer who struck him. He survived every stroke. And he spent the rest of his life joking that the drummer had miscounted and only given him 499, so the British still owed him one. He collected that debt at a place called Cowpens. Morgan was not born to anything. He was a rough, barely educated frontiersman who made his living hauling freight by wagon on the Virginia frontier, a big, powerful, hot-tempered young man. During the French and Indian War, serving as a civilian teamster with the British army, a British lieutenant struck him with the flat of a sword. Morgan answered with his fist and dropped the officer cold. For a colonial to strike a British officer was close to a capital offense, and the court-martial sentenced him to five hundred lashes with the cat-o'-nine-tails, a flogging meant to flay a man and very often to kill him. They tied him up and laid it on, and Daniel Morgan did not die. He carried the ridged scars on his back for the rest of his life. But instead of breaking him, that brutal punishment forged something. It left him with a cold, permanent hatred of the British army and its contempt for colonial men like him, a hatred he would one day repay with interest. And it gave him his lifelong joke: the drummer lost count and stopped at 499, so the British, he liked to say, were still one lash short of paying him in full. When the Revolution came, that uneducated wagoner turned out to be a natural soldier of rare gifts. He raised a company of frontier riflemen, crack shots who could kill at distances that terrified British regulars, and he led them north to Saratoga, where his marksmen helped shatter Burgoyne's army and win the turning-point victory of the war. Morgan had a feel for battle that trained European officers lacked, an instinct for ground, for timing, and above all for the men he led. He understood that his militia were not professional soldiers and could not be asked to do what professionals did, so instead of cursing them for it, he built his tactics around what they could do. That genius reached its peak at the Battle of Cowpens in January 1781, one of the most perfectly fought battles in American history. Facing the dreaded Banastre Tarleton, Morgan set a trap built entirely on human nature. He put his unreliable militia in the front line and asked them only for two volleys, then permission to fall back, which they gladly did. Tarleton's British, seeing the Americans retreat, charged forward in a confident rush straight into Morgan's real line of hardened Continentals, and then Morgan sprang the jaws, hitting the British on both flanks at once in a double envelopment while his cavalry rode down their rear. In minutes Tarleton's command was destroyed, hundreds killed and captured, one of the most crushing and complete victories of the war, and Tarleton himself barely escaped. It was the frontier wagoner out-generaling the darlings of the British army. So the debt was paid. The boy they tried to flog to death grew up to be the man who methodically dismantled the British in the field, who understood soldiers because he had been treated like dirt as one, and who turned the hard lessons of his own back into some of the finest tactics the Revolution ever saw. Remember Daniel Morgan. The British gave him 499 lashes and made an enemy who never forgot, and he collected the last one at Cowpens, with interest.
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Elizabeth Holmes once stood on a stage and said her company's blood test could see cancer coming 17 years before you ever got sick. She got that number from dead people. Back in 2014, at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, she told the audience Theranos had worked with people at Johns Hopkins who showed you could see pancreatic cancer in blood "17 years before a tumor forms." There really was a Hopkins study with a number like that. It came out in Nature in 2010, and the way they got the number is pretty incredible. Christine Iacobuzio-Donahue and Bert Vogelstein took tumors from seven pancreatic cancer patients through a rapid autopsy program, which means the tissue was collected right after each person died. Then they read the mutations inside it. Here's why that works. Every time a cell divides, it picks up new mutations at a pretty steady rate. If you count the mutations, you can work backward and figure out how long the cancer has been growing, kind of like counting the rings on a tree. They found it took about 11.7 years to go from the first bad mutation to the first real cancer cell, then another 6.8 years before it turned into a tumor about the size of a plum. Add that up and you get around 18 years of cancer quietly growing in someone who feels totally fine. The researchers said this might someday give doctors enough time to catch it with a blood or stool test. That test didn't exist yet. Holmes took a maybe, based on tissue from people who had already passed, and told a room full of people her company had already done it in blood. When 60 Minutes called Johns Hopkins years later, Hopkins said it had never worked with Theranos. She also picked the one cancer where that kind of promise hits hardest. Pancreatic cancer still has a 13% five-year survival rate in 2026, the worst of any major cancer. If doctors find it while it's still in the pancreas, survival jumps to 44%. Only about 17% of people get diagnosed that early, because there's still no good way to screen for it. Hopkins actually shows up in the Theranos story twice. When Walgreens was deciding whether to put Theranos in its stores, it brought in a Hopkins team to check out the technology. One of the Hopkins scientists told Holmes they'd need one of her machines in their lab in Baltimore. She said sure. The machine never showed up. The review was done using data Theranos handed over, and according to Walgreens' lawsuit, it called the technology "novel and sound." Walgreens went ahead with the deal. That's how she got away with it for so long. Anyone could look up the Hopkins study, and her 17 years was close to the real math. The one thing nobody in that room could check was whether her machine could see any of it, and that was the part she invented. There's a scene in Nathan Fielder's new documentary where he asks her what her definition of a lie is. She'd already answered it on that stage back in 2014.
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It takes a lot for a fight to move the needle for me, but this blew my shit clean off (crazy style)
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This is awesome 😂 This sounds insane until you’ve been on enough date nights where you spend $250 to discuss the kids’ schedules in a different building. The backstory is pretty great! A married couple in San Diego wanted to get dressed up and go to a wedding. Problem was, they’d reached the age where nobody they knew was getting married anymore. So they built a website where you can buy tickets to strangers’ weddings. And the economics actually make sense. The couple getting married has already committed to a venue minimum. Someone cancels. Now there’s an empty chair and a dinner they’re paying for either way. Meanwhile, another couple would happily pay to eat, dance, have some cake and watch a best man make a series of increasingly questionable decisions with a microphone. The hosts approve the guests. Guests verify their IDs. Everybody agrees to the arrangement. Which is arguably more vetting than your cousin’s new boyfriend received. Apparently one bride said the paying strangers brought so much energy to the dance floor that she wished she’d invited more. Of course they did. Those people specifically bought tickets to be there. Half your actual guests are attending under a treaty negotiated between their mothers. I love businesses like this. Find something people already paid for but can’t fully use. Find someone else who wants it. Make the introduction. This guy just wanted to take his wife dancing and accidentally identified a liquidity problem in the wedding market. Cue Vince Vaughn!
This website lets you attend the wedding of complete strangers Couples list their weddings and users can buy a ticket to attend
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NEWS: A one-of-one Babe Ruth autograph card was just pulled from a Fat Pack from Walmart. (📸 danddsportzcards/IG)
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When Aretha Franklin died, the IRS said she owed them nearly $8 million. This is a woman who wouldn't sing a single note until somebody counted $25,000 in cash into her hands. She'd sit there with her reading glasses on and watch every bill. Then the cash went in her purse, and the purse went onstage with her and sat on the piano where she could see it all night. It was in her contract, too. The $25,000 had to be handed to Aretha personally, and nobody else on her team could take it unless her office signed off in writing ahead of time. Anything above that could come as a check. That clause is smarter than it looks. It's basically a deposit, the same reason a contractor won't pour your driveway until you've paid something up front. Once a promoter has counted $25,000 into your hands, he's got every reason to make good on the check for the rest. And if he skips town anyway, the money you cared about most is already in your purse. Her friend Tavis Smiley said she came up watching club owners stiff guys like Ray Charles and B.B. King. She wasn't going to let that happen to her, and for decades it didn't. After the show, the band and the backup singers would line up backstage and she'd pay them in cash too. Her agent Dick Alen told her biographer a lot of her staff got paid that way, off the books. Problem is, all of that only protects you from somebody standing in front of you, and the IRS shows up years later with a letter asking for receipts. Back in 1993 the IRS disputed her deductions and she paid over $225,000 in back taxes. Two years later they put a roughly $490,000 lien on her house in Michigan. And during the fight over her estate, a lawyer for one of her sons told the court she'd had no accounting system and once carried $750,000 in uncashed checks around in her purse. The checks were the part she was supposed to be able to trust, and some of them never even made it to a bank. The final bill covered 2010 through 2017, more than $7.8 million once you add interest and penalties. Her estate's lawyer said the fight was really about what counted as income and how much her touring actually cost. Good luck winning either of those arguments without paperwork. So the estate made a deal. The IRS got $800,000 up front and then 45 cents of every dollar her music brought in, mostly royalties and licensing. Another 40 cents sat in escrow for future taxes. For long stretches her sons got nothing. The last payment went through in June 2022. Do the math in her own currency and $7.8 million comes out to 312 of those purse payments. That's the cash from 312 nights of making a promoter count it out in front of her, and her sons still spent almost four years in line behind the IRS.
Aretha Franklin died in 2018 with an estate of about $18 million and no known will. 8 months later, her family found 3. She lost her mother at 10. She had her first child at 12. By 1967 she was the Queen of Soul, and her fee went from $750 a show to tens of thousands. After her father was shot in 1979, she paid 85% of his round-the-clock care, which cost almost $2,500 a week. She trusted almost nobody with her money. Before every show she demanded $25,000 in cash and stuffed it in her purse. When the gig was over, she picked up the purse and the audience knew it was done. Her staff were paid off the books, with no records and no taxes deducted. At her death she had 18 Grammys, $1 million in fur coats and a $1.6 million bank account. She also owed the IRS an estimated $6.3 million to $8 million. One will was found in a couch cushion. Within a year, legal fees hit $600,000. In 2023 a jury ruled that the couch will, from 2014, was valid. She kept her money in a purse. She kept her will in a couch.
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I'm not an Elon hater. I'm just telling you the Honest Truth: This is a marketing stunt. The technology is quite old. Just nobody ever thought of bolting it on a car. Because it's pointless. Porsche or Ferrari could also build something like this if they wanted, but they don't, because it's not worth it for them. It's worth it for Elon though, because his entire brand is all about having the halo of futurism. His marketing scales especially well with tech gimmicks like this, which is why he is financially incentivised to do them, while others aren't. Again, I'm not hating, but actually educating yall. This is not engineering genius. It's marketing genius.
NEW: Tesla Roadster does a mid air summersault from a standstill. WHAT 🤯🤯🤯
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First time I've seen this in an NDA - a section governing how you can use AI when evaluating the deal. Basically - you may not upload this to the non-enterprise version of Claude/Chat and let it train on our CIM
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First year private equity associates presenting to their IC do a better job than this Have always wondered what qualifications are used to hire these folks. Absolutely incredible
Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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How does gas jump 20-40cents over night? In Georgetown, Tx it has been $3.99 at least a dozen times this summer but never crossing $4. Just last night AGAIN; $3.67 and then this morning back to $3.99 - who is controlling that? Someone has to be saying don’t go above $4 right?? ⛽️
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Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades. ~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.
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We need so much more compute
Whether you want to admit it or not, this is peak AI use.
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This audio recording is one of my all-time favorite examples of why people don't report encounters – at District of Columbia, USA
Two Mississippi fishermen said they were abducted by aliens in 1973. Police secretly recorded them after leaving the interrogation room. Filmmaker Darcy Weir (@Occultjourneys) explains what they said when they thought nobody was listening:
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Gene Kelly filmed this scene with a fever of about 103°F. His wife later confirmed it. He was starring in the movie, directing it, and choreographing it, so he couldn’t take time off. They shot it during the day under a black tarp to make it look like night, and he was wearing a soaked wool suit. Between takes, he’d step out into the sunlight, lie there to bake the fever out, then go back and keep shooting.
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Just a friendly reminder that the new SBA rules go into effect tomorrow! If your loan number is pulled today, you're under the old rules (SOP 50 10 8). If your loan number is pulled tomorrow or after, you're under the new rules (SOP 50 10 8.1). As for practical takeaways for the search community, there's lots of commentary already out there, but here's a quick summary: > 5% of the purchase price must come from the buyers guaranteeing the loan > Non-guarantor minority investors are prohibited from receiving any distributions (other than for taxes) until the loan is repaid in full (potentially 10 years) > Sellers can consult with the buyer for 24 months (up from 12 under the prior rules) > Cash paid back to Buyer for a working capital true up is no longer required to be used to pay down the loan and can be retained by Buyer as working capital (no, seriously, as insane as it sounds, that was the previous rule...) > DSCR moves to 1.25x on historical/adjusted earnings (up from 1.15x) and projections no longer count > $3M+ purchase price requires lender commissions Quality of Earnings > Independent valuation on every change of ownership, and it has to support the full price But at the end of the day, good businesses, with good fundamentals, at good valuations will continue to close!
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One of the most beautiful versions of Hotel California I have ever heard. It's magical.😱 The Eagles - Hotel California - | Moyun
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This is the best music video that’s been made since Jonathan Glazer filmed Jamiroquai sliding across the floor in 1996
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THE STREAK IS OVER!! 6,930 days ago Aledo suffered its last district loss Oct 5, 2007 MARTIN WARRIORS BREAK THE STREAK 136 STRAIGHT NO LONGER FINAL Martin 35 Aledo 21 Martin 5-0, 2-0 Aledo 2-3, 1-2 Warriors also spoil Aledo homecoming #txhsfb
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