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Parody account You think you know a lot? - think of my Mom! She’s 95 n still going full steam! Or the galaxy of stars by night. Or the sun that rises each day.

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Joined November 2025
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Dems, do not stay home even if you see positive news online! It’s not over until every last vote is counted including yours! Go get that I VOTED sticker and show me your photo!!!
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For all pet lovers, especially those who love cats!! Lol.😂
You loved “Dead Mouse Delivery.” Oscar took that as encouragement. 😼 Now he’s back with “Who’s a Good Human?” - Widescreen (better) below ⤵️
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This is what voter suppression looks like. Ohio Statehouse Republicans passed a law allowing only ONE early vote location per county, no matter the county size or population. Shoutout to the people that waited in line for hours to vote.
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On the eve of the Governor’s election, I think of my mom, Rose, who was a true public servant and taught second grade until she was 70-years-old. She never stopped believing in her students. She never stopped believing in me or her granddaughter Abigail who she is with in this photo. I miss her every day, but especially tonight. Go vote, Minnesota.
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Dear U.S Citizens. Tomorrow is a BIG DAY in America. National trash day coincides with the mid-terms. Please be sure to take out ALL the trash!
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The midterms will be a referendum on the illegitimate president* sitting in our WH. Many officials and media speak as if his attempts of stealing this election, although, he's losing in court is normal. It's absolutely, f*cking not! #ArticleIISec4 #BlueWaveInOneDay #SheShed
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Holy shit, look at the record-breaking EARLY TURNOUT numbers, an historic high of 57 million early votes cast!!! And Key Senate races are looking good in the NYT, which means one thing: VOTE. Take NOTHING for granted. VOTE like your life depends on it. #BlueWaveInOneDay
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My dentist taught me this!👍🥰
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Everyone is singing in English, then Canadian singer Bryan Adams comes along and starts singing in Italian. You can see how delighted Luciano Pavarotti is, with a huge smile on his face. He seems genuinely impressed and deeply appreciative of the respect Bryan is showing, and you can even see him bowing at the end of the song. There’s something I can learn from this. If everyone showed love and respect for one another, the world would be a much better place. Music video by Luciano Pavarotti, Bryan Adams performing "O Sole Mio" (Live).
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US Election Night in Canada 🇨🇦🤞
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THE BEST COSTUMES I’VE SEEN!! I CAN’T PICK A FAVORITE 😭 Writer: Sol
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The best I could get you: the Thriller parade, on Halloween night!🎃👻💀👹🤡👺 It’s fantastic! Lol.😂
Well, I walked out the door to shoot the Halloween parade. I knew something was wrong and sure enough I had forgotten my monopod which allows me to get up high with my camera. So I put my iPhone on my camera and just held it as high over my head as I could, when thriller walked by.
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The parents raised a great human being.
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The book box was a hit! 🥰 definitely gonna be doing this every year 📚
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Boom 💥! Knock out!
Them: You're probably gonna celebrate Halloween right? Literally me:
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On this beautiful Halloween night, the heavens are filled with tiny little clouds that drift like silver ghosts across the sky. Even the universe approves of this annual sweet night. See the colour of that sky? Now is your chance America! Make the world happy…MORE BLUE!
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Halloween night, n I’m 1 year old, lol.😂 What a night to celebrate!🎉🎉🎉 Thank you, my friends online here… you are the earth upon which I live, breathe, and laugh. Let’s keep going. #PleaseRT
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Find her. Who is she?
🇨🇦 Kanada’da sokakta bir arkadaşıyla birlikte yürüyen 35 yaşındaki bir kadın, hiç tanımadığı başka bir kadının aniden attığı yumrukla yere yığıldı.
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Vote Blue to honor their memories. 💙💙
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