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Rob

@robkemeny

Comedian. Yeah lets go with that.

robkemeny.com
Joined December 2011
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This is a fantastic duck duck goose strategy 😂
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Any sport, other than hockey, that isn’t sponsored by @PabtsBlueRibbon is probably not worth watching.
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I'm not a fan of elf on a shelf. It teaches your kids to respect snitches and no one should respect snitches
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Netflix special streaming today. God Bless them for not giving any notes on this joke. @NetflixIsAJoke
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Hey, umm there’s still a war going on in Yemen. #Oscars
Hopefully these gas prices will convince America to finally start investing in more responsible sources of energy, like my plan for a car powered by dolphin skin.
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My favourite thing to do is watch @joerogan while @Neilyoung plays in the background.
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Dancing in Windsor Ontario will be illegal next week. @kevinbacon we need you!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the American Press…
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@TimJDillon28 Jul 2021
Amazing usatoday.com/story/news/fact…
Fact check: Video claiming NBC producer was caught on a hot mic at Olympics isn't real

Fact check: Video claiming NBC producer was caught on a hot mic at Olympics isn't real

A parody video from a comedian about the Olympics opening ceremony was turned into misinformation on social media.

usatoday.com
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The woman shot at the capital has been identified as Ghislaine Maxwell.
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“Fuck it, it’s Friday” should really be said on a Tuesday.
Has America tried just not having a president?
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Most of my American friends are happy about the election results to them I say congratulations and offer this word of advice, do not quench your thirst on republican tears, we are still in a pandemic and most of them don’t believe in science.
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I DECLARE PRESIDENCY! - President Michael Scott
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Tune in tomorrow for lots of laughs with comic @robkemeny. He is the co-host of Brewing for Comedy at @CraftHeadsBrew where we, @jentalkstoomuch and @ChristineComedy, do open mic.
Image from jen richardson (@jenjokestoomuch)
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If you think violence solves nothing think about why these racists never draw a picture of prophet Muhammad
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New Content Alert: Our full feature story, 'No Laughing Matter' for the Comedy Industry takes a close look at how four comedians are dealing with their situations during COVID-19. sidelinetostage.com/no-laugh… #comedy #Quarantine #COVIDCanada #entertainment #standupcomedy #jokes
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Good news! This might be the first summer where leaving your offspring in a hot car during a long grocery trip will make you a better parent.
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I’m half in bag from all the hand sanitizer I’m using. #Covid_19
Cracked a rib trying to Marilyn Manson my way out of loneliness.
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