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underground bunker in Missouri
Joined January 2015
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🤣 This is so priceless!💧😵‍💫 “Curved water”
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Movie studio set lighting for NASA’s fakery.
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Truth
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Breaking: Mark Martin, beloved legendary NASCAR driver who won 40 races throughout his cup career, had people scared yesterday after Jeff Gordon posted a tweet that was arguably poorly worded. Mark is 67 years old.
Mark Martin was a fierce competitor and someone I admired long before I had the chance to call him a teammate and a friend. When he asked me to write the foreword for his new book, I was honored. Be sure to pick up a copy of “Never Lift.” There’s a lot more to Mark’s story than I ever knew. Order here: amzn.to/4jBY7Js
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#Patriots WR Cordarrelle Patterson was fined $13,369 for unsportsmanlike conduct, grabbing the 🥜 of #Jets DE Henry Anderson in a pile. #Ouch
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Replying to @TheGlobeIsDead
Your ignorance and stupidity does not debunk gravity. Learn some science clown.
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Hearing a retired 4 time Cup Series champion is planning to run the 2027 Daytona 500 with Spire 👀
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This is the diagnosis of most Vikings fans.
CHEROPHOBIA is the belief that when you are happy, something bad will happen soon.
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RIP Peter Max Max's artwork brought joyous bright colors to the world. His design of the "Millenium Car" for Dale Earnhardt in 2000 was a special and rare moment when a well-known artist used a NASCAR race car as a canvas.
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Replying to @macklemore
@macklemore Come do some porn with me.
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THIS JUST IN: Vikings announce RB Adrian Peterson is returning to team and is expected to play Sunday.
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All angles of Lucia's FEET from the GTA 6 Extended Look Netflix Premier.
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This did something for me
Jeff Gordon burns it down. 💨
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