11 sleeps til my little Jaspers big op. Idk if I posted about it but we met with the surgeon and she explained it’s a lot more sawing through bones than I’d expected. They’re going to take off bits of the bones than I’d that healed well. Whole thing makes me feel sick 🤢
Ffs, bloody Twitter. Still not looked at the calendar but @anna_bobs has gone and let slip that Christmas is coming! 😭 #sundayeveningruined
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Oh sure Oxfam, that’s definitely a “pretzel”, it was the first thing I thought🫤
Being a movie star used to be a glamourous job, now it’s all talking about your broken stink hole
ew.com/jennifer-lawrence-but…
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Nothing against the monster mash song I consider myself a fan honestly but that dude had to be in a weird spot mentally to get in the studio and record that
Chocolates are for children. Just pre-ordered my Bonne Maman adventure calendar and it looks *fucking incredible*.
I can’t remember what my non-Halloween avi looks like. Can you show me your screenshots of my tweets?
Starting to think of New Years Resolutions for 2027
#1 Take new thirst traps
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Tail of mouse
Eye of cat
Head of newt
and wing of bat.
Not Halloween, a list of reasons why food safety inspectors have just closed our KFC.


















