rope blaster

Just went to 6 or 7 bars where I encounts zero women my age. There are 12 colleges in my town. Where are they??

There are 5 people in the entire rest of the club should I just blow my shit smoove off??

I don't like when people (always its a woman) calls an suv a truck

Freaked it, I fear

Audemar springfield

Poured up with dj screw on my 21st birthday That day was a Monday but I didn't wake up until thursday

Going to ask lady at bar tonight if she believes it was ashoka the terrible or ashoka the great

Thug: I got yo bitch in a backpack Future: new house has got a game room 😎

A fella like me has disfigured their mitts by being very bad at performing maintenance on his vehicle

I am once again in need of a tender handed woman who can reach the depths of the peanut butter jar that I cannot

Saw a Grey pick the the cigarette butt I threw over my fence last night

This how I would talk when I was 14

Pool lounge? Is that where they are at around here?

"I bet you fuck good" Bitch shut up and find out! Don't be talking that shit if you ain't ready to #go